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Jonathan Howard
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"He couldn't quite get his leg over" - Jonathan Agnew, when Ian Botham tried to step over his wicket but failed.

[ September 01, 2005, 07:23 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Goody Scrivener
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I was just poking Bob.
--dkw, in My dog is a nut case
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Myr: she would take it out and suck on it
Just a moment ago, in Hatrack Chat!
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It always makes you feel better; try to find someone that has roughly the same rhythm as you so you'll be able to talk and not get bored. You'll feel wonderful afterward!
Corwin in Why Do I Need To Live?
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Corwin
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Huh, I just came to post an OOC thing, and whaddaya know... That sounds... naughty... Thanks for pointing it out, JB! [Big Grin]

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starLisa, I've had periods in the past
Noemon, in Too. Much. TV.. I wonder if there's something he's not telling us...
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I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I love the plucking
and then

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I once talked to a (female) psychologist about what I thought might be an unhealthy obsession and compulsion related to the plucking. She asked how much I plucked. I told her. She said that was nothing -- she did it more. Then she inspected me ... Then I did her.
Tante in Who here has facial hair?
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Tante Shvester
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It was quite a moment.
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Tante Shvester
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"They say how much to tip for moves depending on size, distance"

El JT de Spang in "Tipping Movers"

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El JT de Spang
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Hey, I'm famous.
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Megan
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No, just basically that I finally got some. [Smile]
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Jim-Me
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they don't call him "one hand" for nothing [Wink]
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Enigmatic, The more you post, the more I like you.
Olivet in "I need some career help"
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Raia
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[ROFL] @ Jim!
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Enigmatic
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quote:
Originally posted by Avatar300:
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Enigmatic, The more you post, the more I like you.
Olivet in "I need some career help"
How exactly is that funny out of context? The only innuendo I can get out of that line would be if you were thinking of "posting" in the equestrian sense.

--Enigmatic

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but sometimes a little training can take you from having a good instinct to really nailing it.
Teshi in "Any Actors in Hatrackdom?"
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Treason
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"Everyone has different tastes, and one of them wants to taste you."

Enigmatic in Women. How do I deal with them?

Even though I think that was said on purpose to get in this thread!
[Razz]

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I've actually contemplated picking up a minor myself.
-pfresh85 in "Fun with Minors"
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There's also
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we don't do minors here
from kojabu in the same thread.

And that's good, kojabu, because it's probably illegal.

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Nell Gwyn
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I liked minors so much I got two.
- Dante in "Fun with Minors"

That thread just makes it too easy, though. [Wink]

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It's never bothered me having either guys or girls going at it.
Troubadour in Ever had a massage?
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Treason
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members of either gender were just as likely to go too hard or soft.
Audeo
in "Ever had a massage?" thread.
That one makes it too easy as well.
[Smile]

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Tante Shvester
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I'll clean your heart for you.
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ketchupqueen
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Somehow I knew that was going to end up there...
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Jim-Me
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My keyboard is sticky. [Blushing]
Olivet, A True Fable for Grammar Nazis
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I'd agree to that but don't expect me not to nibble on the manuments.
Blayne Bradley, How would you change the US Government.
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Jim-Me
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Oooh! Can I be a "rebellious-woman-sex-addict"?
kmbboots in Good Lord, I've Seen The Light (A Musing on Anti-Religion Threads)
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lindsay got a big O.
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GaalD
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See who's on top? See who's bigger than who? Yeah, that's right.
dh in Nanowrimo 2005
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Corwin
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Death works.
Alty, in Pestilence.War.Famine.Death

Sure it does, Alty, sure it does. o_O'

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Tante Shvester
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The Implications of Tiebout's Hypotheses for School Choice
The Impact of Secondary Orality on Literacy in the Río Grande Valley
Wild Organizational Structures in Public Education
Historical Effects of Inequitable Facilities Funding in Texas

Davis Bowles in "Congratulate me...I passed my comps!"

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heheh he said Oral.
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Tante Shvester
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"The Implications of Wild Orality in Texas"

(my nomination)

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What are you wearing?
-Teshi, to King of Men, in his It's cold! thread.

[Big Grin]

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This used to be a common ejaculation back in Roman times
Bob_Scopatz, in Woman rushes the stage at LDS Devotional.
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Raia
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Haha!
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Tante Shvester
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masterbation for circumcised boys? It came up
Kent in "To circumcise ot not? I have a boy coming"
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Tante Shvester
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doctors have this high powered water jet that'll clean you out.
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Rico
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It's not that we like a-holes. It's that we don't like to be smothered, and you have much less chance of being smothered with an a-hole.
pH on AIM.
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pH
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I think I'm gonna get off now
Rico, on AIM.

Ooooh, PAYBACK! [Razz]

-pH

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Oh yeah?! Bring it!

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It was him dangling something in front of me to see how I'd react.
pH, on AIM.
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I would love to hook up and play a game with any other Jatraqueros.
T_Smith in Anyone else playing Battlefield 2?

Not really a good one, but it kind of jumped out at me.

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While Scott is playing with his front loader, we'll change a few things kate
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Tante Shvester
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"I don’t like being slapped with the climax."

advice for robots in Elements of a Story.

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Tante Shvester
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"You win."

starLisa in On the Messiah in Judaism

(If you've ever crossed threads with Lisa, you'll know why this is so remarkable)

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Enigmatic
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"I recomend Onanism for the next seat."
Advent 115 in Hatrack Congress and Supreme Court

Talk about a sticky situation.

--Enigmatic

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Tante Shvester
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"*pounds podium* That quote was taken out of context! I protest."


airmanfour in Who would you kill from history?

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Tante Shvester
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"your breasts may be smaller than the ones I usually get"

ketchupqueen in How long till chicken cooks?

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"I can't hook and post at the same time."

Tante Shvester, in Alright Hatrack. That is it. I have had ENOUGH!!!

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Tante Shvester
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Hi Cow! [Wave] Coffee?
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Tante Shvester
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the only person willing to move me for certain is my boyfriend
pH in "I'm going to steal a shopping cart and become a wino"
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