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Morbo lived a quiet life of contemplation and doodling-- until he became a Usual Suspect. da da daaaa *cheesy music swells*
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Bob's eccentric wardrobe was simply a by-product of his oddly creative mind and a rather unfortunate choice of bulb wattage.
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Hannah's choice of clothing was either the result of an extremely skewed sense of fashion or a partial blindness.
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Upon meeting Bob, Annie inquired as to whether he might be willing to part with a portion of his wardrobe, as she reckoned it might fetch a high price at her aniquities store.
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Bob had a gift, and he pulled it off the shelf every once in a while to admire the wrapping and gently tug at the ribbons before putting it back.
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Abby didn't like to spend much time trying to match her clothes, which eventually resulted in a wardrobe of clothes that all matched each other and were all green.
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When she really got going, Annie's charm sang like the rim of a crystal glass in the hands of a 15-year-old.
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Alan's presence, much like his absence, left the audience in a slack-jawed state of puzzlement and concern.
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Insert name here, being the ass that he/she is, makes everybody in a party feel better about themselves just by showing up.
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The only thing that distracted her 15yr old classmates more than the scratching noises beneath the floorboards was Annie's blinding crystal charm bracelet.
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Midway through his omelet, Lance threw his fork down and insisted on a tour of the chicken coup.
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Annie kept a cryptic notebook titled "Questions to ask God when I get there" and scribbled in it furiously from time to time.
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Flish's whimsical collection of loose-leaf "Questions to ask Dog when he comes back" bore the telltale pawprints of the pup in question.
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Annie spoke with all the self-assurance of someone who knew what the hell they were talking about.
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Hmm... I worked on that line in my head all day today. I wanted to portray that she spoke with that assurance but didn't actually have it. That's one reason I left the grammatically incorrect use of they in there.. thought it would make it more distant. How can I tweak it to make it mean what I mean it to mean?
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Annie spoke with all the self-assurance of someone who knew what the hell they were talking about; unfortunately, she normally didn't have a clue - she was just being mean.
No... doesn't quite have the punch that brevity gives it.
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Annie spoke with all the self-assurance of someone who knew what the hell they were talking about.
Annie spoke with the magniloquent dissembling of someone who haughtily affected to know what the hell she was talking about. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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Morbo spoke with a pretentious and peremptory tone that made him look foolish when he was often proven wrong, although he was right just enough to keep everyone guessing. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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Dan was a pirtiwuck, which was a made up word, confusing but of no meaning or signifigance. The same could be said of Dan.
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Bob practiced for hours each day until he could literally ooze sincerity from his every pore.
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Bob eventually mastered the art of stealth so effectively that he simply disappeared, never to be seen again.
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Bob spent the latter part of the 1970's and the first half of the 1980's with a piece of corn stuck in his front teeth.
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Cupid, despite the deadliness of his poisoned arrows, was cross-eyed and had trouble hitting the barn in front of him.
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Despite the effectiveness of his cloaking-device, Bob's presence couldn't be ignored, what with all the poking and plucking at one's clothing.
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Alan's impression of an oyster was spot-on, right up to and including the wince as the lemon juice hit him in the eye.
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