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Shy Violet
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She had the kind of eyes that looked as if someone had just ran over her puppy, and the kind of vapid personality that made one want to back up and finish it off.

*Sorry for the puppy violence... [Frown] *

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Nathan had the kind of mother who would ask when the last time he went on a date was.
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#^-^# (Blushes at the thought that the man who created the God thread thought something she wrote was clever)

Abby was the kind of person who tried really hard to get compliments but tried really hard not so seem like she did, and you could tell.

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Ryuko, you are actually more clever than I think you give yourself credit for. Such as in the above post. [Smile]
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Eddie's the type of guy who'd call you every day, even if it was just to tell you that you make a crappy snow angel.
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Godric
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Godric was.
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To avoid the hassle of lung cancer, Kevin went right ahead and got addicted to patch without ever smoking a single cigarette.
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To avoid confrontation, Nathan just constantly nodded his head, reminding people of a Bobble Head doll.
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Many people who die deserve life, some that live deserve death- Matt realized it was his sole duty to determine who these people were.
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Bob was the kind of guy people remember to invite to funerals.
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Bob had a well-trained ear for wine -- buying only those bottles that other people said were good.
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If there ever was a perfect fool or a complete idiot, Bob was that person.
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Bob used computer software the way most people use personal hygiene products.
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Joe used personal hygiene products the way most people used computer software.
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Bob used people the way most people use computer software or personal hygiene products.
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Joe was the type of person who would ruin a movie you just enjoyed by immediately pointing out every flaw in the film.
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Bob vowed, for the umpteenth time, "Never again!" as he tossed aside the now-empty can of WD-40.
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Bob was the kind of person who goes to the movies for popcorn and conversation.
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Bob was the kind of person who saved old Burger King cups and AMC popcorn bags so that he could get free refills months later.

[Razz]

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Bob dared people to prove him wrong, and then would go into a weeks-long funk when they invariably succeeded.
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Bob is the kind of person who would swap his soda and popcorn with someone else's when they weren't looking.
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Joe was the kind of person who would spit in his own food just in case anybody took it.
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Bob practiced conversations before he had them, and made detailed notes after-the-fact of things he would remember to say next time.
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Bob would "swap spit" with anyone just to see whose immune system was better.
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Joe was the sort of person who would keep trying to compete long after it was clear he had been bested.

[Smile]

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To Bob, vacuuming was akin to erasing the memories of all the good times he'd had.
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Lindsay had the energy of a chipmunk, and the intelligence of one to boot.
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Flish was the sorta guy who refused to read user manuals because of the negative implications.
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Here's one that my friend said about the two of us:

They have the sense of direction of two very small, rather drunken rocks--they usually know which way is down, but even that's uncertain.

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Ayelar's compulsive pursuit of obsolete graphic protocols was really starting to scare her.

[ June 29, 2003, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Morbo was the kind of guy you'd follow into battle, on your burro.
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Morbo decided he should be honest in all the little things so when he really went for broke and told the Big Lie some would buy into it.

[ June 29, 2003, 06:52 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Kayla cursed the chain letter that smoked out her e-mail address to the world, because now everybody and their dog was pinging her for advice.
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Bob was a paleontologists' paleontologist.
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Annie was the kind of girl you consulted your Magic 8 Ball about.
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Annie preferred iceberg lettuce when the weather was frosty.
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Annie was like the perfect piece of toast.
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Abby was usually quiet until you smoked out the topics she knew everything about in which case she never ever shut up.
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ha ha ha ha ha! I have a friend named Abby who is exactly like that!
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Annie, You too?

[Roll Eyes]

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flish was the kind of person who made politics and anaphylaxis work sensibly together in a sentence.
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For flish, obscurity could not be overwrought.
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Flish always thought that compliments work best when they're over the top.
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Annie lived by the maxim: "When in doubt, overdo it."
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After consulting their magic 8-ball about Annie, many suitors would decide to verify the bizarre and often chilling warnings by going to at least 3 gypsies and a voodoo priestess to confirm them.

[ June 30, 2003, 10:49 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Bob had an overwhelmingly large collection of sensible shoes.
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Bob often wondered if people were laughing with him or at him, but decided it didn't matter so long as they laughed.
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For Ayelar, defending her friends or the weak came before all else (hardly a vice.)
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:: wince ::

Morbo, really...

[Embarrassed]

Now I'm going to have to go out and torment some kittens to prove that I'm not a jive-sucka.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:10 PM: Message edited by: Ayelar ]

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what? I said it wasn't a vice.

Sorry if it looks sarcastic...not intended.

Good luck with the kitty-hunt. Bag one for me.

[ June 30, 2003, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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