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The aged matriarch Julia proudly and firmly told her men-folk and sworn retainers assembling in her courtyard to "come home with your shields or on them!", then stumbled blindly to her chambers where she kept her own counsel and wept privately till the battle was decided.
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"Merry Christmas, guys, look , my uncle finally believed me!..." said the kid in the Jamaican cult as he passed around the ammo.
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Everyone knows there's more than one way to skin a cat, but only Kyle knew exactly which other ways.
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Bob devoted the wee hours of the morning to his two favorite pursuits: planting trees in potholes and swapping the covers on containers of Haagen Dazs Ice Cream.
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If "I think therefore I am" is a true statement, then everyone had reason to doubt Dan's existance.
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The old wizard calmly pushed his apprentice in front of him as a deep, booming voice began to thunder from a shadow in his loft.
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Jimmy high fived the guys and slicked his hair back before going outside to talk to the old lady looking at the bondoed Pacer.
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The con was a real boatride, the dewey-eyed mark was really chompin' at the bit--until Bullet-tooth Tony (well past his salad days) blew the gaff by asking the sucker for busfare.
(Bullet-tooth is from the Brad Pitt movie Snatch)
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Flish felt dootybound to compose sincere and lengthy replies to every bit of spam he found in his mailbox.
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Flish was the type of guy who'd boycott films simply because they were directed by someone named "Guy".
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Flish missed the Halloween party, but that didn't stop him from putting his Bender costume to good use.
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The Duke was mentally planning the victory feast as the battle was coming together nicely, he thought--until dragons tilted like hawks out of the haze and stooped onto his army. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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Although flish preferred cars from a long-defunct maufacturer, he really dug his friends' Chevette and decided to steal it when the coast was clear.
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Annie reminded most people of a Yugo - in more ways than just the stick shift protruding from her back.
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Bebe wondered why he was always having to take small steps toward his interlocuters to stay close enough to them during conversations.
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Scott was the type of person who, when told a seceret, had to tell someone, so he told it to himself.
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Sonny had always heard that three people can keep a secret, but only if two are dead, and he was really going to miss old Scratchy and the man with the plan.
man with plan=Chris Walken in Things to do in Denver when you're dead...Andy Garcia's best film
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Bob was a master of the triple entendre, or so he thought, until he met the beat chick who decyphered them all before a big crowd.
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Darrel revved the engine and thought idly of ditching his new-found friend, but decided not to as she might have a little more gas money.
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Right after "cracker!" left his lips and the music seemed to stop, Jerome knew he'd better be fast on his feet to have a prayer of leaving the trick'd truck show on his own steam. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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Pulling the wool back up over his eyes, Flish realized he'd become the master of self-deception.
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Flish was the kind of guy who frowned on applause in the middle of a performance, as he had ADD and it never failed to distract him.
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