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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
Annie
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posted March 28, 2004 01:00 AM
(you missed the last yo mama!)
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 01:02 AM
the bad: you were missdirected to the wong pwace
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kinglear
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posted March 28, 2004 01:46 AM
Yo Mama: And now a group of Chinese kung fu masters named Wong are gonna beat the crap out of you for making a really bad joke
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 01:50 AM
The bad: You packed all your torches and knives in your carry-on.
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kinglear
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posted March 28, 2004 01:54 AM
Yo Mama: The airport security guard just scanned your bag
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 01:57 AM
the bad: it was planted.
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CalvinMaker
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posted March 28, 2004 01:57 AM
The Bad:
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 02:04 AM
yo mama: and the House of Saud is calling in a favor.
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kinglear
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posted March 28, 2004 02:44 AM
The Good: You just managed to become immortal
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 02:49 AM
the bad: you killed yourself in the process.
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CalvinMaker
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posted March 28, 2004 03:01 AM
( ::fails to see how it's possible to kill yourself after you've already become immortal.:: )[ March 28, 2004, 03:01 AM: Message edited by: CalvinMaker ]
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 03:07 AM
(calvin: "in the PROCESS of becoming immortal")
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CalvinMaker
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posted March 28, 2004 03:51 AM
fallow, i understood what you were saying. What I become immortal.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 03:54 AM
urr... that wasn't my read. Let's try again.
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 04:29 AM
the bad: nobody saw your second coming...
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fallow
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posted March 28, 2004 05:37 AM
yo mama: Ever heard the name Clinton?
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Elizabeth
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posted March 28, 2004 12:29 PM
The good:
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MEC
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posted March 28, 2004 12:43 PM
The Bad: you find out it doesn't use chocolate.
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CalvinMaker
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posted March 28, 2004 01:01 PM
Yo mama: You find out it's betty crocker's recipe, not your grandmother's.
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kinglear
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posted March 29, 2004 11:14 PM
the Good: Fox just renewed the 'Family Guy' animated series!
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fallow
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posted March 29, 2004 11:33 PM
the bad: half the cast failed to renew their contracts.
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advice for robots
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posted March 29, 2004 11:34 PM
The bad: In fascinating Claymation![ March 29, 2004, 11:36 PM: Message edited by: advice for robots ]
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beverly
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posted March 29, 2004 11:42 PM
Bad: Finals
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fallow
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posted March 29, 2004 11:50 PM
yo mamma: it's your first open-water dive, and the jellyfish count is alarmingly high for this time of year.
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fallow
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posted March 30, 2004 02:05 AM
the good: You just passed your bar exam.
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Mabus
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posted March 30, 2004 07:23 AM
The bad: None of the bars are hiring.
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Dagonee
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posted March 30, 2004 09:05 AM
Yo Mama: And your student loans were just bought up by Tony Soprano.
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kinglear
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posted March 30, 2004 10:43 PM
the good: You got a super power!
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Nato
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posted March 30, 2004 10:49 PM
The bad: Nobody wants to pay you for bionic piggy-back rides.
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skrika03
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posted March 30, 2004 10:58 PM
yo-mama: except for the bionic pigs.
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fallow
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posted March 30, 2004 11:08 PM
the bad: there's no room for your kind on the tree of life.
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Architraz Warden
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posted March 31, 2004 01:41 AM
Yo Mama: The Gardener is coming with a pair of clippers.
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Narnia
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posted March 31, 2004 01:43 AM
Good: it's Spring!!
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beverly
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posted March 31, 2004 01:46 AM
Bad: Allergies!
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T_Smith
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posted March 31, 2004 01:47 AM
The Worse: You sneeze so much every date you go on turns into a Wet T-Shirt contest.[ March 31, 2004, 01:51 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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fallow
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posted March 31, 2004 01:51 AM
yo mama: and your coworkers insist on wearing their wool sweaters.
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fallow
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posted March 31, 2004 01:53 AM
<-- incomprehensible Fallow sentiment
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MEC
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posted March 31, 2004 10:30 AM
The Bad: so are clothes.
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kinglear
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posted March 31, 2004 09:37 PM
Yo Mama: Isn't that Marlon Brando waddling this way?
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T_Smith
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posted March 31, 2004 09:51 PM
The bad: You have 2 inches thick of chest, ab, and back hair.
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CalvinMaker
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posted March 31, 2004 11:44 PM
Yo mama:
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Nato
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posted March 31, 2004 11:54 PM
The good: You drank eight cups of water today, just as your doctor recommended.
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kinglear
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posted April 01, 2004 12:06 AM
the bad: your bladder just exploded like a water balloon
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skillery
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posted April 01, 2004 12:30 AM
Your mama wants to know what happened to all the water in the fishtank.
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kinglear
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posted April 01, 2004 02:57 AM
The Good: You just won a contest and OSC is going to use your username as the name of a character in his next book!
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Nato
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posted April 01, 2004 03:00 AM
The Bad: Due to high ink costs, he had to cut it down to Trogdo the Bur.
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kinglear
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posted April 01, 2004 03:16 AM
yo mama: due to a spellchecker error, you will now be known only as Trogdo the Butt[ April 01, 2004, 03:18 AM: Message edited by: kinglear ]
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Frisco
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posted April 01, 2004 06:02 AM
Good: The dentist says you don't have any cavities.
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I hope I didn't screw up an arcane inside joke there.
