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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 01, 2003 05:26 PM
Good: You start a thread and goes two pages in the first hour.
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Anti-Chris
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posted July 01, 2003 05:51 PM
The Bad: Nobody even addresses what you said except for 2 people.
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the Professor
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posted July 01, 2003 06:08 PM
the worst: and they're both your aliases
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strawberrygirl
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posted July 01, 2003 06:20 PM
Good: You've been forgiven by your best friend for running over her dog.
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Anti-Chris
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posted July 01, 2003 06:22 PM
The Bad: ...as long as you replace the dog.
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jeniwren
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posted July 01, 2003 07:42 PM
Yo Mamma: The dog was a special, rare breed that you discover can only be reasonably obtained from your insane ex-girlfriend, who took up dog breeding as a different way to channel the energy she had previously been using to stalk you.
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the Professor
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posted July 01, 2003 07:44 PM
LOL Jen
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Rahl22
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posted July 01, 2003 08:12 PM
bad: Mom was friend's with Dahmer.[ July 01, 2003, 08:17 PM: Message edited by: Rahl22 ]
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the Professor
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posted July 01, 2003 08:50 PM
good:you meet a nice girl for a change[ July 01, 2003, 08:50 PM: Message edited by: the Professor ]
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Danzig
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posted July 01, 2003 08:55 PM
Yo Mama: In prison.
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Human
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posted July 01, 2003 09:14 PM
Bad: The puppy is permanently incontinent.
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pooka
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posted July 01, 2003 09:24 PM
You are Greek Orthodox and didn't open the presents for 13 more days
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pooka
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posted July 01, 2003 09:26 PM
The good: your 27 year old sister is engaged
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Frisco
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posted July 01, 2003 09:37 PM
Bad: To a 13-year-old boy.
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 09:48 PM
yo mama: who just shipped out for battle school.
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Human
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posted July 01, 2003 09:49 PM
Good: You just got the lead in a big movie!
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 10:00 PM
BAD: it's strictly an animated feature
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Frisco
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posted July 01, 2003 10:04 PM
Actually, you're the voice of the pool boy in an anime porn.
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jeniwren
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posted July 01, 2003 10:04 PM
Yo Mama: They want you to do a nude screen test with the guy who is going to be the voice for Bruno the Gay Green Pickle.
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 10:13 PM
GOOD: It's finally warm enough to use your swimming pool.
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ludosti
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posted July 01, 2003 10:32 PM
Bad: You haven't cleaned the pool since last time it was warm enough to use it.
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Morbo
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posted July 01, 2003 11:21 PM
worst: and now the mutant frogs are invading your basement
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 11:29 PM
good: your test scores just arrived!
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Morbo
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posted July 01, 2003 11:31 PM
bad:for the mailman's exam
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 11:33 PM
obnoxious insert:
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filetted
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posted July 01, 2003 11:42 PM
the ugly: You scored so well, the postmaster general is paying you a rare personal visit.[ July 01, 2003, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: filetted ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 02, 2003 12:01 AM
The Good: You got a copy of your favorite book before the release date.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 12:03 AM
bad: your brother sold it before you woke up
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 12:07 AM
ugly: He sold it to Bob.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 02, 2003 12:18 AM
Good: You finally figured out how Matrix III ends.is ugly, that's why the ugly part is called 'Yo Mama'. Get it? [ July 02, 2003, 12:20 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 12:35 AM
the bad: Your grandkids had to explain it to you.
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 12:36 AM
the ugly: Your grandkids explain it to you on a bus featuring a giant shoe while crossing the outback.
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 12:37 AM
the good: Yo mama won a beauty contest.
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 02, 2003 12:42 AM
The Bad: A contest for men
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 12:54 AM
the ugly: yo poppa got runner's up.
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filetted
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posted July 02, 2003 12:56 AM
the good: You can count to 10 en francaise.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 06:45 AM
the bad:That's about all the francaise you remember from HS
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Fitz
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posted July 02, 2003 09:56 AM
Yoyo Ma: You claimed on your resume that you could speak fluent French, and now your boss wants you to entertain business partners who only speak French.
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jeniwren
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posted July 02, 2003 11:01 AM
Good: Your kids have been great all day.
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Human
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posted July 02, 2003 11:16 AM
Bad: You don't remember HAVING kids.
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ludosti
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posted July 02, 2003 11:26 AM
Yo mama: Your wife does remember having those kids.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 11:52 AM
good : Your kids are finally getting help from kindly souls in Jamiaca
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Dan_raven
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posted July 02, 2003 12:36 PM
the bad: Those souls have no living bodies
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Danzig
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posted July 02, 2003 02:51 PM
Yo Mama: Now your children have no bodies either.
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Morbo
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posted July 02, 2003 03:27 PM
the good : you finally see Paris
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Dan_raven
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posted July 02, 2003 03:32 PM
The Bad: Paris Illinois (trust me. This is bad)
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jeniwren
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posted July 02, 2003 03:40 PM
Yo Mama: In the springtime. Where unlike Paris France, the air is either unseasonably cold (read: snow) or unseasonably hot (read: frying egg on sidewalk).
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Anti-Chris
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posted July 02, 2003 03:44 PM
The Good: You think you've found true love.
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