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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
Dan_raven
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posted July 11, 2003 03:25 PM
Bad: You are called in to fix the broken posts.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 03:29 PM
Yo Mamma: with masking tape.
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CalvinMaker
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posted July 11, 2003 05:14 PM
Good: You just got promoted to being the new president of your company.
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Fitz
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posted July 11, 2003 05:16 PM
The bad: The company is days away from complete bankruptcy.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 05:23 PM
Yo Mamma: your name starts showing up beside other CEO notables like Kenneth Lay.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 11, 2003 05:34 PM
GOOD: You marry a supermodel
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 11, 2003 05:37 PM
Bad: she married you for the money.
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Morbo
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posted July 11, 2003 05:41 PM
the worst: you're only rich on paper, and you married for her money
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jeniwren
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posted July 11, 2003 05:43 PM
Good: You learn that your little daughter is calling the dog when she calls out "Eeee! Eeeee!"
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ludosti
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posted July 11, 2003 05:49 PM
Bad: You don't have a dog.
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Morbo
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posted July 11, 2003 06:01 PM
the worst: your little darling just got finished eating bar-be-que without a bib
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 12, 2003 12:10 AM
The Good: You won a multi-million dollar jackpot!
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jeniwren
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posted July 12, 2003 12:12 AM
Bad: You can't remember where you left the lottery ticket.
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CalvinMaker
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posted July 12, 2003 04:29 AM
Yo Mama: Until your friend shows you a videotape of you drunk last night. In which you see yourself eat the ticket.
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Megan
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posted July 12, 2003 09:27 AM
Good: You're going to an amusement park for the day.
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CalvinMaker
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posted July 12, 2003 05:01 PM
Bad: It's "Craig Kilborn Land".[ July 12, 2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: CalvinMaker ]
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Morbo
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posted July 12, 2003 05:11 PM
the worst: all the brats you're escorting are die-hard Conan fans
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Morbo
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posted July 13, 2003 04:10 PM
the good: some good friends are coming by to hang out
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Megan
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posted July 13, 2003 04:12 PM
The bad: they're on the run from the cops.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 13, 2003 07:55 PM
THe worst, Just as soon as you take off your shirt and get ready for a shower, the cops, and the film crew from the TV Show cops, show up.
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Fitz
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posted July 13, 2003 08:40 PM
The Bad: Show Title - Ugliest Person Alive .
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CalvinMaker
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posted July 13, 2003 08:54 PM
The Worst: The prize is a date with Courtney Love.
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filetted
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posted July 14, 2003 12:51 AM
the good: you are a musical prodigy.
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Caleb Varns
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posted July 14, 2003 12:46 PM
Yo Mamma: And all of your fans want you to sign theirs.
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 07:46 AM
the good: you're finally getting married.
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Megan
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posted July 19, 2003 09:00 AM
The bad: it's a shotgun wedding.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 19, 2003 09:18 AM
Ugly: And you're not sure which sister you're supposed to be marrying.
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Megan
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posted July 19, 2003 10:21 AM
The good: You get four hours overtime at your job.
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Fitz
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posted July 19, 2003 10:43 AM
The bad: You're the poopsmith.
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 11:14 AM
the worst: the overtime just pops you into a higher tax bracket, so only Uncle Sugar really gets anything
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 19, 2003 11:33 AM
Good: The bill collectors finally seem to have stopped calling.
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Megan
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posted July 19, 2003 12:04 PM
Bad: Instead, they've started sending hitmen.
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 03:47 PM
the worst: each wave of assasins seems to get a little farther, like a video game.[ July 19, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Annie
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posted July 19, 2003 07:42 PM
the good: You've discovered how to bring an end to human pain and suffering.
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Ryuko
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posted July 19, 2003 08:31 PM
The bad: You're an alien.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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posted July 19, 2003 08:52 PM
The Ugly: You're a homicidal alien with the Dr. Device.[ July 21, 2003, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: James Tiberius Kirk ]
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filetted
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posted July 19, 2003 10:27 PM
the good: the mole is benign
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Morbo
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posted July 19, 2003 10:34 PM
the bad: the scar is not.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 21, 2003 03:52 PM
The Worst: The mole is a vampiric rodent with rabies.
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katharina
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posted July 21, 2003 03:59 PM
The good: Your boss loves the new logo you made.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 21, 2003 04:03 PM
The Bad: All of your female coworkers considered it sexual harrassment.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 21, 2003 04:08 PM
The Worst: All your male co-workers think its a proposition, and are drooling over you in agreement.
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katharina
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posted July 22, 2003 11:06 AM
The good: You can see 30% more of the electromagnetic spectrum.
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Annie
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posted July 22, 2003 11:10 AM
the bad: including x-rays of your next-door neighbor lady in her skivvies
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Morbo
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posted July 22, 2003 11:14 AM
the worst: you're not sure how to tell her she has breast cancer.[ July 22, 2003, 11:15 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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Zoia
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posted July 22, 2003 03:36 PM
The Good: You found your long-lost best friend.[ July 22, 2003, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: Zoia ]
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celia60
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posted July 22, 2003 03:41 PM
The bad: Her name has changed from Victoria to Victor.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 22, 2003 03:48 PM
The Worst: Celia think's he's hotter than you.
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