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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
pooka
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posted July 22, 2003 03:52 PM
The good: Good, Bad, Yo mama is now on an 8th page...
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Morbo
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posted July 22, 2003 08:35 PM
the bad: Index's "hand in unlovable hand" thread is within striking distance, and now she's depressed about selling her pony. A wave of female sympathy will surely have her on page 12 before midnight... [ July 22, 2003, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 01:04 AM
the worst: Flish just posted to your thread.
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Feyd Baron
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posted July 23, 2003 01:14 AM
The good: Dan's next on celia's list.
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Morbo
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posted July 23, 2003 01:19 AM
the bad: that's not the only list he's on...
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 02:14 AM
the worst: celia has clones and Dan's on all of their lists.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 23, 2003 05:48 PM
The Good: Dan survived another day
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celia60
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posted July 23, 2003 05:53 PM
the bad: so did celia
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pooka
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posted July 23, 2003 09:37 PM
Yo mama: At least her robotic arm and the cyborg neural chip that somehow escaped the hydraulic press[ July 23, 2003, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]
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pooka
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posted July 23, 2003 10:13 PM
Another good from real life: Your 7 year old just finished reading chapter 16...
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 10:33 PM
the bad: you just got your head around the forward.
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pooka
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posted July 23, 2003 10:40 PM
Yo Mama: And it turns out she is reading "Valley of the Horses" (aka how cave people get their groove on) [ this really happened to my mother in law with my husband was twelve]
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celia60
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posted July 23, 2003 11:27 PM
The good: someone just handed you a nice fresh orange.
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Zoia
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posted July 23, 2003 11:33 PM
The bad: You're very seriously allergic to all citrus fruits...
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filetted
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posted July 23, 2003 11:37 PM
yo mama: your name is Eve.
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Annie
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posted July 24, 2003 08:43 PM
The good: you're finally getting that promotion
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filetted
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posted July 24, 2003 09:34 PM
the bad: the record label's decided to promote you as a cross-over artist.
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Morbo
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posted July 24, 2003 10:15 PM
the worst: a crossover between torch song standards (your specialty) and death metal[ July 24, 2003, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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filetted
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posted July 24, 2003 10:44 PM
the good: your ex got married.
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Annie
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posted July 25, 2003 12:12 AM
...in Canada.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 25, 2003 05:31 PM
Good: You've just found the wallet you lost three weeks ago.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted July 25, 2003 05:32 PM
the bad: It was missing all the credit cards and money.
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Dan_raven
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posted July 25, 2003 05:38 PM
The Worst, but there is an IOU $10,000 to a Vito "The leg breaker" Malone in it and your signature on it.
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filetted
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posted July 25, 2003 10:55 PM
the good: your neighbor didn't wake you up mowing his lawn (at an absurd hour) this morning.
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Ophelia
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posted July 26, 2003 05:32 AM
The bad: He woke you up with shouting, instead.
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 26, 2003 10:49 AM
Yo Mama: Because he had accidentally set his lawnmower on fire trying to fix it andit spread to your house.
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pooka
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posted July 26, 2003 12:42 PM
The good: Bananas for 15 cents a pound
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Annie
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posted July 26, 2003 05:22 PM
And you just accidentally invested in 30,000 shares of banana futures, thinking you were buying stock in Chiquita.[ July 26, 2003, 05:22 PM: Message edited by: Annie ]
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Nick
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posted July 26, 2003 06:39 PM
The bad: You woke up from that delusional dream.
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fugu13
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posted July 26, 2003 06:53 PM
the worst: and discovered you were in an alternate reality where all you had was your boomstick, you had spawned an evil twin, and he had made your girlfriend into a zombie queen.
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Zoia
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posted July 26, 2003 08:14 PM
The Good: You got a new DVD player...
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Dan_raven
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posted July 26, 2003 09:14 PM
The Bad: DVD stands for Deadly Venerial Disease.[ July 26, 2003, 09:16 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Zoia
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posted July 26, 2003 09:31 PM
Yo Momma: That you caught from your boyfriend's father and now he's got it too...
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Dead_Horse
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posted July 29, 2003 01:49 AM
The Good: You've just won a prize in the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes!
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filetted
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posted July 29, 2003 02:41 AM
the bad: it's not the prize you entered to win.
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sarcasticmuppet
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posted July 29, 2003 10:53 AM
Yo Mama: The prize is a Swift Kick in the rear.
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Morbo
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posted August 06, 2003 03:37 PM
The good: you've adopted a homeless kitty
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Megan
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posted August 06, 2003 04:10 PM
Bad: He's not litter-trained, and you spend the entire afternoon cleaning up messes as he marks his new territory.
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Dead_Horse
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posted August 06, 2003 10:02 PM
Yo Mama: And when he grows up, he's really, really big, with huge teeth and claws, and your dog is missing.
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Elizabeth
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posted August 06, 2003 10:04 PM
The good:
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Megan
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posted August 06, 2003 10:34 PM
The bad: You don't have a yacht.
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Maccabeus
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posted August 06, 2003 10:56 PM
Yo Mama: They demand that you buy one on your salary as a janitor.
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Megan
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posted August 06, 2003 11:06 PM
The good: You're almost not behind on your schoolwork.
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Maccabeus
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posted August 06, 2003 11:11 PM
The Bad: Nothing has been assigned this week because next week is finals.
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Narnia
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posted August 07, 2003 02:15 AM
Yo mama: a hooligan steals your trusty school bag with all your caught up homework in it and your study guides for finals.
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T_Smith
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posted August 07, 2003 03:35 AM
The good: You've decided to become a Psychiatrist, so you can help people.
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Mr.Funny
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posted August 07, 2003 03:38 AM
The bad: Bob Wiley is refered(sp?) to you. (See the movie "What About Bob.")
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