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rivka
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quote:
written in red: "If this is blue, you're driving too fast."

ROFLOL!!!

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Hobbes
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"Mormons do it tell you're saved"

[Cool]

Hobbes

[ November 04, 2003, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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PSI Teleport
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One I saw:
"It's God's job to forgive Osama...
It's our job to arrange the meeting."

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littlemissattitude
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"If you get any closer, our cars will have to get married."

I really hate tailgaters.

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Polemarch
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DARE: To keep Cops off Doughnuts.

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BelladonnaOrchid
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Not too sure if I posted this in the last thread:

I laugh at F1's, go out to watch F3's,
& kiss my @ss goodbye for F5's!

And I want my tag on my new VW to say:

AFK
[ROFL]

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Speed
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I've always wanted to make a bumper sticker that read:

"I'd rather be speeding"

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Kasie H
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The latest and greatest honor student bumper sticker:

"This deliquent is having sex with your gorgeous honor student."

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BannaOj
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Hey Feyd, that would be that you don't have the "gall" to put it under your car. I am currently studied up on gall bladders and gallstones after having mine recently removed.

I believe putting a Gaul on your car would equate to a bumper sticker of Jacque Chirac.
[Big Grin]

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Hobbes
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*bump*

I just can't let people here at Hatrack not see the blue-shift sticker! [ROFL]

Hobbes

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fiazko
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i don't put bumper stickers on my car (i drive a "luxury car"), but i would make an exception for 'the enemy's gate is down.'

as far as ones of my own, i think they already exist, but i like them anyway:

visualize whirled peas
got cookies? (no really, got any cookies?)

ok, i can't think of any more. how sad.

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Yozhik
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I used to see the hippie bumper sticker "Commit random kindness and senseless acts of beauty" all over Madison. I always thought it would be better to say:

"Commit constant kindness and meaningful acts of beauty"

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Wetchik
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"The closer you get, the slower I go."

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The Wiggin
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one i've seen
"Unless your a hemroid get off my @$$"

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Mrs.M
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quote:
"My child has never won an award for anything, ever"

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Black Mage
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Surf Colorado!

Ski Kansas!

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Scott R
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"You're not different, just stupid."

[Smile]

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Farmgirl
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My favorite of all the ones I've seen was:

Picard/Riker
for President/VP

(showing my age...... I know)

FG

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Annie
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In high school, I had a bumper sticker in Klingon.

You can never call yourself the nerdiest person alive again.

I also had one that my aunt sent me from Dubai - it said "I Love Camels" in arabic. For non-Arabic speakers, it also had a large heart and a camel silhouette.

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Dan_raven
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careful with that one Annie. Some non-arabic reading drivers may misinterpret that bumper sticker to believe that you have a foundness for humps/humping etc.

"Morticians Call Drivers on their Cell Phones to increase business" is a bit long.

"I Break for Puns"

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sndrake
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Two I've thought of that haven't made it to bumper stickers or tshirts (OK - maybe there's a good reason):

"Older, wiser and...duller!"

"If they outlaw smoking, only outlaws will have cancer"

[Smile]

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zeroemus
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This isn't really Cruz, Emp, whatever you wnana call him...I am just too lazy to sign in myself. [Big Grin]

Personal Favs that may exist and if they don't they SHOULD.

No Jesus, no war. Know Jesus, know war.
(Inspired by the "No Jesus, no peace. Know Jesus, know peace" bumper sticker and the fact that most wars started for religious reasons and/or differences.)

Get off my @$$...I'm not your prison B****!
(I made that one up...if it does exist it means someone is psychic, or just as cool as I am.) [Wink]

A village in Texas is missing it's idiot.
(Seen on a t-shirt...)

I had some other good ones...but they flew away out of my brain. [Razz]

-posted by JeweledHeart [Taunt]

[ November 04, 2003, 03:32 PM: Message edited by: zeroemus ]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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My brother has one that says:
"Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!"

And I saw one once that said:
"Smile if you aren't wearing any underwear."
of couse, you have to laugh, and it makes people wonder...
[Big Grin]

[ November 04, 2003, 05:01 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]

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seriousfun
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not my original thoughts...

1. Just Like Daddy: One Term
2. Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
3. Bush/Cheney '04: Assimilate. Resistance is Futile
4. Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
5. BU__SH__!
6. Bush/Cheney '04: Because the Truth Just isn't Good Enough
7. Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
8. Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-Voodoo All Over Again!
9. Halliburton - 1; Constitution - 0
10. Bush/Cheney '04: Get used to it!
11. Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct

12. Bush/Cheney '04: No billionaire left behind
13. Bush/Cheney '04: Less CIA -- More CYA
14. Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
15. Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a safer place, one quagmire at a time
16. Bush/Cheney '04: Or else
17. Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served
18. Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservation
19. Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention
20. Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
21. Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast
22. Bush/Cheney '04: Elect Us This Time!
23. Bush/Cheney '04: It's our oil anyway!
24. Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil
25. Don't Think. - Vote Bush!
26. George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
27. George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot
28. George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
29. George W. Bush: The Buck Stops Over There
30. Civil Rights? Wrong!
31. Let them eat yellowcake! Vote Bush!
32. Peace & Prosperity Suck
33. Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
34. Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
35. Vision for the 19th Century!
36. Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier
37. Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!
38. Vote for Bush & You Get Dick!
39. Who would Jesus Bomb?
40. Vote Republican: We Know What's Best
41. No One Died When Clinton Lied.
42. Vote Republican: It's Easier Than Thinking.
43. Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld & Ashcroft: What's Not to Love?
44. Vote Bush: The War's Over (but the body count continues)
45. Surplus? What Surplus?
46. Iraq: Another Faith-Based Initiative
47. It's Not the Person, It's the Flightsuit that Matters!
48. Vote Republican: You weren't using all those freedoms anyway
49. Vote Republican: We Know Where You Live!
50. Bush/Cheney '04 - Because Iran Sucks Too.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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to put on '85 Nissan Stanza:
"I'd rather be driving a Mustang."

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blacwolve
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quote:
"The closer you get, the slower I go."

My philosophy

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Dead_Horse
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This one is for Mack. Today I saw a little car (not a KIA, alas, and in Ohio) with individual sticky letters in a row where the college logo usually goes centered on the back window. It said:

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."

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