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Annie
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The newest spin-off of The Annie Show is this new reality series in which eager young bachelors compete to give the wittiest request for Annie's hand.

Let's see what you've got.

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which one?
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What? Nobody thought this was Annie's "coming out of the closet thread" yet?
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"I try to reach nirvana with a whisk and wooden spoon" Annie, from out of context.

Honey, are sure you even need a man? [Roll Eyes]

[ July 30, 2003, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Leela ]

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How you doin'?
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Annie, as your evil triplet, I have to point out that so far, almost all Hatrack dating shows have failed.

Oh yeah. Except mine. [Smile]

[ July 30, 2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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twinky
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>> The newest spin-off of The Annie Show is this new reality series in which eager young bachelors compete to give the wittiest request for Annie's hand. <<

*pushes Annie off the edge of a cliff*

*Annie grabs the cliff's edge and hangs on for dear life*

*twinky grabs her hand and pulls her back up*

There, I got your hand [Big Grin]

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T. Analog Kid
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Annie, we were made for each other. I play bass, sing harmonies, and produce music. You are a diva. You love to cook, I love to eat. You vaguely dig physicists. I have a vague knowledge of physics. You think I'm funny. I think I'm funny.

I asked my wife and she said "cool..."

So when you want to do this...?

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twinky
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We shall have to duel for her hand, then. [Big Grin]

(Using any method other than hand-to-hand combat [Wink] My green stripe karate is no match for your black belt kung fu.)

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Anna
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I'm sorry to be that ignorant, but...
What is Annie show ?
[Confused]

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T. Analog Kid
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Counter-strike CS_DEagle5?
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Heh. Deagles at noon. Only a true geek would duel someone in CS.
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T. Analog Kid
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Hence I win, right Annie-who-digs-geeks?
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Godric
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I'm finding this thread just a little creepy...

Annie! You're too cool to sound desperate!

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twinky
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Bah. CS is for weenies. [Razz]

Now if you can take me in the strategy game of your choice, then I will defer to you. [Smile]

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Geeks, T. Not married geeks. [Razz]
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Ah, Annie, you can frolic on my lawn anytime you want to.

[Big Grin]

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twinky
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But T.'s wife said it was okay [Razz]
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Annie's a prize - she gets her own hero, not someone else's borrowed one. [Razz]
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twinky
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Well in that case T. and I don't have to duel, and Annie can have me. [Smile]

[Big Grin]

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*sniff* In your dreams, you're already taken. You'll have to run out of the house to sleep.
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What is Annie show ?--Anna
Good question.
*looks sternly at Annie*
Did you delete "the Annie Show" thread?
Annie, I put a lot of effort into mocking you on that thread--all for nothing.
Now I have to start over. [Razz]
[edit: Annie Show?, started by Jon Boy, not Annie.
I missed it when I looked the first time.]

[ July 31, 2003, 09:07 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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"The sun will come out
Tomorrow!
Bet your bottom dollar that Tomorrow
I'll be here."
(wooing Annie, with Annie)

Annie, my love, my life, my little cubic zurconium of reality.

I'd walk 500 miles, and 500 more, just to be the one to fall down helpless at your door.

Love me, use me, make me write bad checks.

All I want is your hand, well, not just your hand. I mean I'm not going to chop off your hand and use it for strange cloning experiments or anything. I mean, your other hand is nice too, and the elbows. oooooh, you elbows.

Hmmm. Let me try this again.

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twinky
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kat,

You're right, I am taken in my dreams [Wink]

...but I don't quite think that's how you meant "in your dreams."

But someone has to take one for the proverbial team to keep navarritium from winning Annie's hand... [Wink]

(I say "take one for the team" because you can't really do that much with a hand unless it comes with the rest of Annie [Razz] )

Actually...

*rereads Annie's post*

>> compete to give the wittiest request for Annie's hand... <<

Never mind! The giver of the wittiest request doesn't necessarily win Annie's hand.

So I'm off the hook. kat, I'm all yours.

[Smile]

In my dreams.

[ July 30, 2003, 12:47 PM: Message edited by: twinky ]

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Godric
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OK... I can't resist...

Annie,

Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, marry me?

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Gag me.
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i see mack just made you an interesting offer.
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--I--
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<=====agrees with mack.

the first post

[ July 30, 2003, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

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Fishtail
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mack can't play anyway, since Annie wants a "Mr."
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twinky
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I think mack's implication is that she doesn't want anyone making witty requests to win her hand.
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Godric
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She'd rather be dragged off Seven Brides for Seven Brothers style?

[Razz]

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Kinda gives a whole new meaning to being placed on the 'Rack now don't it. Extreme Dating - watchout! (That's for the guys. I am pretty sure Annie can handle herself [Wink] .)
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I'd like to see someone TRY to drag me off.
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quote:
I am pretty sure Annie can handle herself
Hmmmmmmmmm....... are her hands free or not? [Razz]
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Fishtail
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What if they do it with song and dance?
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Most likely I'd shoot them before they got a chance.

I hate musicals.

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Godric
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Look out boys! The wench's got a gun!
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And she's a damn good shot.
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<knows better than to mess with mack already, thank you>

<mandatory onanism remark>
I bet people would pay to see Annie handle herself
</mandatory onanism remark>

Twinky, I say "Homeworld", then. That's the only RTS I ever got into... it'll be so much less fun without a prize (since I'm "used goods")... um, how about if you win, you get Kat and if I win I don't get within 400 yds of Mack when she's packing?

[ July 30, 2003, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: T. Analog Kid ]

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Well, I'm taken anyway (in my dreams), since I've already proposed to katharina and we've established that she probably said yes. [Smile]

I've never played Homeworld, but I hear good things. No Mac version, though, which is why I've never played it...

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well, Mack doesn't have to play so I don't see why we need a version for her...
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*gives TAK a wedgie*
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OW! [Eek!]
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[Big Grin]
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Annie(horrified): I'm not your good woman!
Dan_raven: Don't say that, Annie. I don't care what your past has been. To me, you'll always be my good woman. Because I love you. There. I didn't mean to tell you, but you...you dragged it out of me. I love you.
Annie: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you Hatracking with another woman.
Dan_raven: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her?
Annie: No.
Dan_raven: Because she reminded me of you.
Annie: Really?
Dan_raven: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? [aside](If) she figures that one out, she's good.[/aside]
Annie: Mr. Raven. I think we'd better keep everything on a business basis.
Dan_raven (appearing insulted): How do you like that? Every time I get romantic with you, you want to talk business. I don't know, there's something about me that brings out the business in every woman.

Don't you see, you'll be a patron of Hatrack. You'll get into Hatrack society. Then, you can marry me and they'll kick you out of Hatrack society, and all you've lost is $200,000

Later, Dan Raven sneaks into Annies house. There she is surprised to see him. Before she can scream for help, Dan starts talking.

Dan_raven: Ah, twin beds, you little rascal you.
Annie: One of those is a day bed.
Dan_raven: A likely story. Have you read any good books lately? (He lies back on her bed with a book)
Annie: Mr. Raven, will you please get off the bed? What would people say?
Dan_raven: They'll probably say you're a very lucky woman. Now will you please shut up so I can continue my reading?
Annie: No, I will NOT shut up! And will you kindly get up at once?
Dan_raven: All right. I'll go. I'll make you another proposition. Let's go in my room and talk the situation over.
Annie: What situation?
Dan_raven: Well...uh...what situations have you got?
Annie: I most certainly will not go to your room.
Dan_raven: OK, then I'll stay here.
Annie (succumbing finally): ...All right, I'll come, but get out.
Dan_raven: Shall we say, uh, ten minutes?
Annie: Yes, ten minutes, anything. But go!
Dan_raven: Because if you're not there in ten minutes, I'll be back here in eleven...with squeaky shoes on.

ps. 10 Hatrack points to the second person to guess where the above is from.

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Dan, I think "you had [her] at 'Hello'". Oh wait... you didn't say 'Hello'. Never mind.

[ July 30, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: larisse ]

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::scratches head::

But Dan, why would anyone be the first guesser then?

[Confused]

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Hey baby, you a parking ticket?
'Cause you got fiinne written all over you.

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If I said hello, then I must be going.

Godric- because they don't read directions.

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