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Raia
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Fie.

OK, someone else? I'm up for it... TAK, you lose, I'm sorry [Wink]

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T. Analog Kid
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I meant you can marry if you move to Texas...

it's not my requirement for you... I am happy to meet my women where they're at...

<Sheriff Bart>
Where all de white women at?
</Sheriff Bart>

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Awww... Mongo straight!

You know, I've often wondered how many ULC members there were out there.

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asQmh
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Member-members or "Hey, this has to be a hoax . . .let's sign up!" members. 'cause, uh, I might be one of those.

*grumble*

I even have a certificate of sainthood that they sent me for some reason.

Q.

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Since I am barely just approaching 500 posts after all this time, you can bet you won't get a lot of action from me. [Razz]
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I come back after a few days away and Hatrack has decided to go back to the communal 60's definition of family. Well it looks like we won't have to worry about safe sex, but I won't make any money on my trojan stock this way.
[Big Grin]

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larisse
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See... you had me at the first page, but using lines from Blazing Saddles is just a clincher. I swear, if someone starts quoting me The Princess Bride and Shakespeare, I may just have to elope. Of course that means I won't get my big wedding and no bachelor or bachelorette parties which could be miscontrued as a bad thing.

I do wonder about the future resulting children though. Poor little darlings won't know what hit them (I mean the parents not the kids [Evil] .)

*joins the bandwagon which is oddly playing the Imperial March*

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"Mawwidge! Mawwidge... is a dweam... within a dweam..."
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Paul Goldner
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You can legally consent to marriage at 16 in most states, even though the legal age to consent to sex is 17 or 18... *Shrugs*

So you're in, Raia.

lol. I love my thread [Smile] *pats thread fondly* I honestly had no ide a:)

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Paul Goldner
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I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to iocaine powder.
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asQmh
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Westley!
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Paul Goldner
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ASSSSS

YOOOOOOOUUUUU

WIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!

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T. Analog Kid
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Since others, wiser than I, are neglecting the other of your requests. I offer, humbly:

quote:
T. ANALOG KID
Come, Kate, we'll to bed.
We three are married, but you two are sped.

to LUCENTIO
'Twas I won the wager, though you hit the white;
And, being a winner, God give you good night!

Exeunt T. ANALOG KID and KATHARINA

<crossing fingers and hoping this works>

[ August 12, 2003, 03:15 PM: Message edited by: T. Analog Kid ]

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twinky
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Hell, man, that'd probably be enough to talk me into it. I'm sure it'll work on her [Big Grin]

Edit: Er, TAK, it was larisse and not kat who made the Shakespeare request...

[ August 12, 2003, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: twinky ]

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asQmh
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Why Katharina? I thought you were posting in favor of Larisse . . .

Q.

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Paul Goldner
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Man, all these people not realizing that the intent here is to get everyone married to everyone else *Grin*

GROUP marriage folks [Smile] If you can't share with other hatrackers, get out! *brandishes kitchen knives*

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twinky
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I think T. is just trying to lure her in to the communal marriage. [Smile]
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asQmh
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Oh okay.

Question: are we going to be expected to remember insignificant details about all spouses? Like birthdays, anniversaries, first names, that kind of thing?

Q.

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katharina
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Oh my gosh!

It was indeed larisse who made the Shakespeare request.

Me, despite the fiery sexiness that is Ekaterina, have always been partial to Portia. Now there's a girl - and she gets what she wants. [Smile]

Speak not to me in dulcet tones of love and dreams abounding
The murmur instead of futures forseen of friendship will set my heart pounding

[ August 12, 2003, 03:23 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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As a useless observer and eternal non-participant in anything I offer this:

there is a strange repression here (wherever this is) that sends one's antannae up - maybe I'm just old fashioned - but- these internet enabled 'joking' relationships are the tips of some awefully wierd icebergs I bet....

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Elizabeth
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"Question: are we going to be expected to remember insignificant details about all spouses? Like birthdays, anniversaries, first names, that kind of thing?"

There could be a group birthday. Sort of a rebirthday, if you will. Of course, our anniversary will be easy to remember,as it will be the same.

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asQmh
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quote:
these internet enabled 'joking' relationships are the tips of some awefully wierd icebergs I bet....

But I've never even SEEN Titanic.

*winces at bad joke and promptly slaps her muse.*

[edited for distance clarity]

[ August 12, 2003, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: asQmh ]

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katharina
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Anniversay party! [Party]
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T. Analog Kid
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Twink-- I am guilty as charged. I was, indeed, trying to subtly wile Katharina into, not only the whole group thing, but my particular locale in the room (after all, there's only so many people you can grab at once [Evil] ).

YAY! an evil smiley!

Grammar nazis have fun with that second sentence... I'm pretty sure it's correct, even with all the commas.

No icebergs as far as I can see.... nope, nope, nope...

As for Portia, I'm with Otto:
quote:
Why did he name his daughter after a car?

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katharina
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Between my responsibilities in Slash's hoochie stable and my life as twinky's dream wife, I think this Hatracker's dance card is all filled up.

Now Portia rocked. The Merchant of Venice is one of my favorite plays - <feminista hat> It would take a woman to point the flaw's the man's plan. </feminista hat>

0:)

[ August 12, 2003, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Speak not to me in dulcet tones of love and dreams abounding
The murmur instead of futures forseen of friendship will set my heart pounding


Good lord.

Kat.sexiness++;

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*grin*
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asQmh
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Hey, wait. Slash has a hoochie stable. *thinks* Okay. I'm fine with that - I see no way it interferes with my (all male) harem, so he can keep it.

Q.

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Elizabeth
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"(all male) harem"

Isn't that spelled "hairem?"

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twinky
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If your plan is to make me your love slave, quoting the Bard is a good way to go about it [Wink]

I posted a detailed description of the marriage dream in CT's dream thread, BTW. [Smile]

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*smiles at twinky* I saw it. *whispers* I saved it. I was hoping Bob could do an interp, but that may have to wait.

And thank you for the compliment, but the words aren't the Bard's. They're mine, with influences. [Smile]

[ August 12, 2003, 04:10 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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We need a jaw-dropping smiley. Silly me, thinking that was a quote.

Kat.sexiness++++++++;

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*blush* Thanks. [Smile]
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Twinky, dear, you misht want to read this part more carefully:

"futures forseen of friendship"

I think Kat is just giving you the "let's just be friends" speech, couched in lovely Shakespeareanesque language.

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Oh, the post was to TAK. [Smile]
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I know it wasn't directed at me. It's not what she said, it's how she said it. [Smile]

Rowr.

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T. Analog Kid
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Ah, the old knife cuts once again to the sinews of my life's blood... doest fate have any crueler taunt than "let's just be friends?"
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T. Analog Kid
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note to twinky:

that was original, too...

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quote:
You can legally consent to marriage at 16 in most states, even though the legal age to consent to sex is 17 or 18... *Shrugs*

So you're in, Raia.


Hooray!!!

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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*cough*
I have a Shakespearean name, too, you know. Why is no one quoting at me?

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Umm, largely cause I don't do shakespeare... yup. Thats my only excuse.

Edit:
Otherwise I would.

[ August 12, 2003, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Paul Goldner ]

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T. Analog Kid
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Hark! I think I hear the fair Ophelia!

(okay, so that's more Gilligan's Island than Shakespeare, but it was the best I could do on the spur of the moment...)

Edit: I am also saddened that everyone ignored my "A Fish Called Wanda" reference...

[ August 12, 2003, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: T. Analog Kid ]

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I also have a Shakespearean name. My real name is Olivia. [Smile] Funny, I sort of go for the pretty, possibly slightly femmy guys. Go figger.
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My name is Q, but if anyone quote star trek at me, I'll mock them mercilessly.

And then, following that, I'll fall helpless into your arms. I can't help it; I go for geeky.

Q.

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Damn, I don't know many star trek lines...

"Make it so, number one"

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Pfl. Ophelia goes all nutty and throws herself into a river. What man wants to put up with that? Especially when compared to the cosmic powers of Q?
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My name isn't really Shakespearean, but I was Shakespeare's bankroller, darn it. I think I should get a little credit here.
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*sniff* That's not what you said when you were trying to get me out of my skirt and into your pants. [Cry]

Thanks for the effort, TAK. I knew there was a reason I'm leaving for Texas tomorrow. [Big Grin]

Paul: Educate yourself. (And another link so you can quote at Olivia, too. Can't help with the Star Trek, though.) [Wink]

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Paul Goldner
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No no.
I don't "do" shakespeare. I've READ him. He just should never be read... his plays should only be watched.

[Smile]

I love a good production of hamlet, but hand me the book and I'll throw it back at you.

Of course, I won't say that when I'm trying to get you out of your skirt and into my pants [Smile]

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I'm not watching you "do" any Shakespeare, Paul. o_O
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