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Sweet William
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In fact, I can't think of a body part that ISN'T good, if attached to a woman

Okay, what if it's your hand, and she's driving away to Texas at 65 MPH, and you don't have a bicycle? What THEN?

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Paul Goldner
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Ok, that could be a problem [Smile]

[ August 13, 2003, 03:47 PM: Message edited by: Paul Goldner ]

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Sweet William
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Sorry, just ignore me. Your quote was way better the first time.

The second was was way too "Mr. Data."

Please, please just ignore me.

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Paul Goldner
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*Ignores william*

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Elizabeth
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Paul,
I am OK with you insulting The Bard, as long as you do it in iambic pentameter. Give the man some respect in your disrespect.

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Paul Goldner
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I'm a hendecasyllabic fan, myself.

(and yes, that line can work in hendec).

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Annie
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quote:
Thus goes everyone into the world save I;
I am sunburnt, and I shall sit in a corner and cry
"Heigh-ho!" for a husband!
-Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing

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Jon Boy
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quote:
I'm sure Jon Boy wouldn't mind. Sure, why not?
—Diosmel Duda

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Does that mean you're sharing Jon Boy?

These are fascinating possibilities.
—katharina

O_o
Whoa. How in the world did I miss that, all the way back on the first page?

Ruth, sweetie, I don't mean to be controlling or anything, but you are NOT marrying all these guys. Period.

*puts foot down*

Katie, I don't mean to break your heart, but it just ain't gonna happen.

[ August 14, 2003, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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katharina
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Ew.... incest is just wrong.

*scrubs brain with brillo pad*

[ August 14, 2003, 02:05 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Jon Boy
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Hey, you're the one who suggested it.

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katharina
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Oh honey, you think with twinky and the lizard around, the possibilities I was musing upon were you? [Razz]

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Jon Boy
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Well, the juxtaposition of those two sentences would seem to indicate that you were pondering the possibilities of a shared Jon Boy.

But if you were just musing about Slash and Twinky, then by all means, carry on.

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katharina
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I'm really glad that's all cleared up. I hate to think of you agonizing over it.

[ August 14, 2003, 02:25 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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celia60
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she was just checking for me.

thanks, kat [Smile]

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Ralphie
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When I think "Jon Boy" I think "anal leakage," too.

Oh, wai

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katharina
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*grin* Anytime. Always glad to take one for the team.

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Jon Boy
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That was actually funny, Ralphie.

[ August 14, 2003, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

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celia60
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depending on the one, so am i.

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katharina
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Does this mean Ralphie's going to flence me for propositioning her husband?

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