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sarcasticmuppet
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At least I finished my secondary education!

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Icarus
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No doubt your bitterness stems from the fact that you were turned down by clown college . . .

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sarcasticmuppet
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Smooth, Icarus...slow on the uptake once again.

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Icarus
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Aw, carp!

sm, watching PBS does not count as secondary education!

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sarcasticmuppet
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And you think the Food Network does?

[ August 20, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

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Icarus
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Possibly. Certainly there are eggplants with more intelligence than you possess.

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T_Smith
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Icarus: you silly dramatic wuss of a thespian. I am really going to enjoy this one. I hope you don't consider yourself cool or funny, just because you are leeching off of Bob and Cor's reputation. Once in a while, you may say something clever, but what you don't want everyone else to know is that Bob writes all your posts, emails them to you, and you just look pretty for your pictures and talk about how GLORIOUS you were in 1776. Steal the show, my foot. I bet you got up there, and choked. And whats the deal with your insane Disney Obsession!?! I may have my obsessions, but holy crap. Seriously, take a few lessons on how not to be socially inept, they will help you out tons, I'm sure.

(Everything above was a joke insult. Take it with a grain of salt.)

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Morbo
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Jebus, was that a dissertation or an insult? Seriously, take a few lessons on how to edit, they will help you out tons, I'm sure, you old windbag. [Taunt]

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T_Smith
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Morbo, I would start insulting you, but more than likely, my words would carry some truth about how hated and despised you are.

(Again, this is not serious)

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BelladonnaOrchid
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Oh, poor TS. He's so worried about how Morbo, an evil villain, views his insult. Perhaps what he doesn't realize is that if Morbo really cared, he would have zapped TS with his lazer gun...

Poor, confused TS...

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T_Smith
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::hands Orchid a card::

code:

---------------------------------
|                               |
|       Insult School           |
|       Enroll NOW!!!           |
|       Learn How to Insult     |
|       100 bucks per class     |
|                               |
|       Frisco PhD              |
|_______________________________|

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BelladonnaOrchid
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It's okay, TS, if you have to write everything down on cards. We understand about your learning disability.

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T_Smith
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The only disability I have when it comes to learning, is trying to figure out why you look the way you do. I just can't seem to figure out how someone could look so wretched.

(Again, I feel like Im being too cruel with some of these... its not true and I don't think you are ugly)

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Sauron
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Dude, does your mommy know you got up after she tucked you in? What's with all the apologetic disclaimers? Maybe you should start a "the insult game--but I don't really mean it" thread."

[ August 21, 2003, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: Sauron ]

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sarcasticmuppet
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Sauron, you stink.

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T_Smith
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The reasons why I was apologizing after everyone one was because last night, I happened to be very ticked off, and I was worried that it was leaking over into what I thought was being a joke.

Oh, and sarcasticmuppet... you suck.

I happen to be in a very noninsulting mood right now.

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zgator
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Which is a good thing, since your insults are always so pathetic.

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Morbo
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As opposed to your so-original insults:

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eslaine, didn't you understand that we felt so bad for you and your pathetic insults that we were just letting the thread die.

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Which we all wait for breathlessly, to see how you're going to use "pathetic insults" (yet again) to such cruel, stinging effect. [Roll Eyes]

[ August 22, 2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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zgator
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Breathlessly, as in without breath? I can't think of a better way for you to be.

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Morbo
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You can't think of a better way for me to be because your insults are so pathetic. [Taunt]

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Megan
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You really have no right to call someone pathetic when you're so lame as to add a graemlin to the end of your insult--and a juvenile one, at that. Way to display your verbal skills, there.

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Morbo
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I added the graemlin in a failed attempt to point out that it was a self-referential sarcastic insult, that is that I had mocked him for using pathetic twice, then I used it myself.
Sorry it still went over your head. I shall endeavor to be more clear for the sophmoric among us.

You stink, is that better?

[edit:D'oh! I hate it when I mispell insults. Good catch, Megan]

[ August 22, 2003, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Megan
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Not really...that's still pretty juvenile. And you misspelled "sophomoric." [Big Grin]

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Dan_raven
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You are correct Megan. Your stink is not better.
*sniff, sniff* In fact, its gotten quite a bit worse.

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Sopwith
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Ahh yes, Dan, connoisseur of all things stanky...

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Morbo
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At least Dan doesn't share a name with a stinky camel, Sopwith.

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sarcasticmuppet
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I wouldn't be one to talk, Morbo. Your name conjures images of the stereotypical high school Goth kid.

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Erik Slaine
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And your name conjures up images of two old men in a balcony. [Wink]

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rivka
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Do you have nothing better to do than bump dead or dying threads?

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Dan_raven
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Yes, he could have spent time chatting with Rivka, but any sane person would do anything other than suffer that torture.

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Megan
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Anything, perhaps, except chat with Dan_raven. Your faulty capitalization disturbs me.

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zgator
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<checks calendar>

<continues waiting for the day that Megan comes up with a decent insult>

[ August 27, 2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: zgator ]

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Sopwith
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His lack of initiative was often mistaken for patience...

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blacwolve
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His lack of patience was often mistaken for initiative...

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Erik Slaine
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Haven't you gotten too close to the Sun yet?

[ September 01, 2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

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Nick
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Haven't you thought of a better insult yet?

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Dan_raven
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What a name--Nick. How does it feel to be named after a shaving accident?

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sarcasticmuppet
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Better than being named after some prissy bird.

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Julie
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What, you mean you have to label yourself sarcastic?

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Elizabeth
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Julie, Julie
Test your stoolie

(sorry)

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JenniK
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an amazingly inept insult I must say.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Yet somehow yours manages to be worse.

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rivka
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You really have to wonder about the personality of someone who has such a large fraction of the posts in this thread.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Someone is forgetting the entire purpose of this forum.

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Scott R
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Which purpose, sadly, is the ONLY purpose you seem to have found in your life.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Just because you live to impress people you've never met doesn't make it true for the rest of us.

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Scott R
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So you admit to living for the moment in which you can. . .what, disappoint people?

You're doing a good job so far.

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sarcasticmuppet
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Oh, I forgot. You assume to be a member of the general human population.

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Julie
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And you're so much better, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to be a cross between a marionet and a puppet?

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sarcasticmuppet
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you're just jealous because you couldn't think of a better handle than your name.

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