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This is something my friend came up with that I just had to post.
Question 1: Is mixing drugs and alcohol OK?
[ ] A. Yes, I will prove the point by doing just that. [ ] B. No. That would kill me.
Question 2: Hey, let's pour a full can of petrol onto a bonfire!
[ ] A. Cool! [ ] B. Nah, third degree burns aren't my kind of thing.
Question 3: I just got a new cup made of radium! You should get one too! They're much stronger than a normal cup, and I hear they increase size!
[ ] A. Awesome. I could really use some in the size department if I wanna get a girl to have kids with! [ ] B. No, no thanks. I wear briefs, my sperm count can't handle another hit.
Question 4: We're late for hunting. We can't go back for those orange vests! C'mon!
[ ] A. Oh, fine, as long as we're not late to kill some animals! [ ] B. On second thought, I think the deer will be there all day.
Each question counts for 100% on the quiz. I hope you don't miss any!
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Radium is hugely radioactive. So the tumors would be increasing in size and not a whole lot else. Looks like you're all dead except me and my chemist buddiest!
So it looks like the geeks SHALL inherit the Earth Posts: 3243 | Registered: Apr 2002
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I doubt it. The radiation you've absorbed through years of watching X-Files and playing Starcraft has rendered us geeks sterile (and unattractive!). Posts: 4116 | Registered: Apr 2002
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I can think of a few more. And EG, like you I've answered A. to some of these and haven't failed the quiz yet. I think the teacher must have given us bonus points or something to make up, though for what, I can't imagine!
Question 5: Hey, why don't we see if we can go all the way down this extremely steep hill without putting on the brakes?
[ ] A. Yeah! That sounds like great fun! [ ] B. Um, just drop me off at the top with the cell phone, so I can call 911 for you guys.
Question 6: If you mix oxygen and acetylene in a big weather balloon and set it off with a fuse, it will just make a big whooshing noise and not a big explosion since it's not contained.
[ ] A. Oh, I believe you! Let's try that! [ ] B. Man, you're nuts! It will make a HUGE explosion because the oxygen is already mixed in with the fuel. The burn rate will be nearly instantaneous.
Question 7: Homemade firecrackers are more fun. If we put black powder into a PVC pipe with caps on both ends and drill a small hole for a fuse, and set it off, will YOU be the one to light the fuse?
[ ] A. Sure! That sounds cool! [ ] B. Um, maybe we should test the burn rate of the fuse first, and do we have any idea how big of a blast this will make? How far back should we get? Oops, I've got to go now guys! Y'all have fun!
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Ana, I'll do number 7 if you drill the hole after the gunpowder's been put inside the tube.
Next Question:
8: I hate traffic jams. Hey, that lane is moving faster. I can
[A] Squeeze in between that Tanker truck and the onrushing Semi. [B] Pull over at the next exit and hit the bookstore until traffic dies down.
9: Beef and Bean Burrittos: [A] All the nutrition you will ever need in one small package. [B] Fat and Heart Attack to go.
10: Uncle Husseins Iraqi De-Liberation Army wants You: [A] Join and become a member of this new and exciting world order. [B] Run away lest you get caught up in the cross fire when the rangers drop into the recruiting booth.
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