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The hug thread junkies have been giving out hugs in other threads ever since it was deleted. I think anyone caught doing this should be expelled...or shot, it's all up to you.
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ikantspell? Did you have an appointment? Oh, well. I'd like to think that my students can drop by and visit my office any time they like.
I'd like to institute capital punishment for offenses, but I already have miscrea--I mean hall monitors that are readily available to discipline anywhere throughout, and in some cases beyond, the hallowed halls of our wonderful school.
Unfortunately, this presents a problem in itself. The preferred method of discipline that my hall monitors employ varies with the hall monitor. And one of those monitors, a certain tiger-like one, possesses the edict of hugging and kissing as his method of discipline. A method that works very well, indeed.
(The other uses sarcasm, which is far more cruel, of course.)
Would you like a position as Crossing Guard Captain? We usually don't promote such junior classmembers, but interest in the position is down, as of late. It doesn't seem like much of a position at first, but it's a leg-up on political positioning, and would look very good on the resume' of any boy who might someday apply for School Bully, or some other available postion. And the posibility for other, shall we say, income in the postion can be quite gratifying.
Have some hard candy?
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I'll be the Crossing Guard Captain only if I get a beat-down sti-I mean stop sign. I promise if I get my stop sign, I'll rule the crosswalks with an iron fist. (and no, I didn't have an appointment, I smelled candy and followed the scent, which led me here, I just happened to have a complaint ready) *takes hard candy, bites into it, and shatters some teeth*
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"cute with cute" are you comin on to me? All well, I'll take the job, I REALLY need that dental plan, my teeth are like balsa wood. *makes the mistake of biting into more candy and breaks remaining teeth*
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*enter office, bumps thread* Tee-hee! The principal isn't here! *raids office and exits with bags of hard candy shoved into pockets*
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If I can beat up ikantspel, can I beecome crossing guard? Or may I apply for a position as school bully straight away?
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Black Mage, you could never beat me up, so don't even try it. You can't apply for school bully straight away, you need to follow due process just like the rest of us. As for you becoming Crossing Guard, you just don't have what it takes...a stop sign and a vest.
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*walks back in* What, the principal isn't back yet? I'm out of hard candy and I need more. I was going to apply for president of the A/V club.
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But I'm angry now! I guess we'll wait a few minutes for you to get your camera. And I'm not insane, I'm eccentric.
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(while the crossing guard is waiting)*punches crossing guard in the stomach and knees him in the groin. retreats to a safe distance, then decides to kick him when he's down*
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*Shifts video camera and moves slightly to the left to get a better view* This is great stuff! Really great! I'm a shoo-in for audio/visual! Now, could you do that again, but this time, face the camera and show some emotion! I'm not believing that crossing guard is really in pain!
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I'm glad I wore my iron underwear today! *jumps up and beats the crap out of Black Mage Matrix-style, then takes out baseball bat and beats him while he's passed out* You're not the only one who can fight dirty.
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*jumps up and twirls in thair, kicking crossing guard on each twirl, then hits crossing guard with the m.d. device. Crossing guard is now a pile of dirt.*
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I always found the assistant principal more feared than the actual principal. Then again the principals never seemed to do anything.
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Wow, this is great footage. Now where is that principal? I can't be appointed president of a/v if he isn't here! Posts: 981 | Registered: Aug 2003
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*Pile of dirt melts, combines, and forms into Crossing Guard Captain.* Luckily, I was able to borrow some special effects from a movie studio. Now, you shall die. *Cuts off Black Mage's head and takes MD device* Is this too violent for your movie Julie?
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Well, normally I would say that a little blood goes a long way, but this is an exception. It's so realistic, I'll be pres. for sure! Now, do you think you could show a little emotion about having been hit by an m.d. device and living to tell the tale?
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*android Black Mage collapses, its electronic head several feet away. Five hundred Jackie Chan-Black Mage hybrid ninjas show up and start beating the crap out of crossing guard. One thousand Johnny Depp-Black Mage pirates show up and kill crossing guard.*
I'd like to thank cloning technology, and, and, erm. .. me.
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So this is what happens when ninjas and pirates fight: they side together and beat the crap out of everyone else.
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Penalty: Illegal use of androids, ninjas, and pirates. Also, you have made this thread into a warzone, which is not it's intended use, that is why we have The Do Whatever You Want Thread.
This fight shall be moved to The Do Whatever You Want Thread, and you shall lose the use of your right hand. If The Do Whatever you want thread is inconvenient, we can either start a new one, or hijack a useless one, I leave that up to you.
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Dang! I was really hoping we could hijack a thread, I shouldn't have left it up to you. It's really fun to go into a random thread and blow people up, it makes people angry and confused. okay, we need a name for the thread and a referee.
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*catches keys, tastes candy* Great! Thanks! I'm going to go to the AV room and reorganize it. Last time I checked it was a huge mess!
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Um, Principal? Where are the State Standards books?
And I was wondering... Can I buy copies of Ender's Game for all my students? We're studying science fiction next semester. Also, I'll need the gym set up for Battle Room, with no gravity and all that.
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*Walks in with many keys dangling and jangling from belt* Wow! That AV room was worse than I thought. Mr. Principal, could I have permission to shoot a video of our school (the good parts only, of course ) to attract more students? It would be designed to attract only "good" students who would help to bring our test scores up. Plus, I would get to try out some of this great high-tech equipment!
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Hey! AV Lady! I need the Battle Room set up. Do you happen to have the equipment for that? Also, don't look now, but there's a Government Flunky skulking around.
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Yeah, I saw him. *glares in his general direction* I can set up some really cool lighting, but if you want the gravity manipulator you have to ask the Tech department. For some reason it's split like that. Also, don't forget to ask the home ec classes to make the suits for your class. Shop classes might be able to throw together some guns (light of course!).
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