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Ralphie
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T_Smith's real-life version...

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Lo! Who is that answering AOL phone calls into the night and solving the problems of the on-line world?! It is Nathan, and he queries as his voice cracks in triumphant teenager subtlety:

Am I popular now? When do the chicks start rolling in!"

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T_Smith
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Voice cracks? Hey, you said, and I quote "You sound a lot older than 19."

And when do the chicks start rolling in!?

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saxon75
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Do me a favor, and just enter in Saxon.

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Prowling across the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Saxon! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

You like that one, eh? Well, it is better than:

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Stalking amidst the tundra, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh saxon75! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you until your rump glows!"

And this one is weird, not to mention poorly worded:

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Skulking through the terrain, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Mike! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!!"

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Ralphie
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saxon's real-life version...

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Prowling over his keyboard, attacking the keys with ferocious hunt and peck inexpertise, cometh saxon75! And he gives an inauspicious roar:

Hay, guys whats going on in he-

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rivka
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<-- wonders what Ralphie thinks her real-life version is

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saxon75
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Hay guys whats giong on ni he-

oh i see yuo are maknig jokes.

jOkes are real good.

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Happy Camper
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I've done this before, but never with my real name. It actually turns out better than my board nick or my name nicknamed down.

"Stalking along the candy store, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Michael! And he gives a mighty cry:

'I'm going to clobber you in such an unsafe manner, you will see ultraviolet!!'"

Of course I've seen this before, but it never ceases to get old. My favorite weapon is two hardened pitas.

[ September 25, 2003, 04:30 PM: Message edited by: Happy Camper ]

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Maccabeus
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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the steppes! It is Maccabeus, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows thunderously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!!!"

Wow. Not that I care much for Ares, but that is vicious.

...I like it.

My real name gives stranger, but still interesting, results...

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Skulking through the tarmac, clutching a meaty axe, cometh ___! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

[ September 25, 2003, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]

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Ryuko
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I like Ralphie's real life one the best.... Hehehe.

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Ryan Hart
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Hark! Who is that, prowling on the tarmac! It is Ryan Hart, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path until everything has croaked!"

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T_Smith
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saxon, try again, only don't capitalize the 's' in saxon.

[Smile]

::runs back to work::

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tonguetied&twisted
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Sprinting on the candy store, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh tonguetied&twisted! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to bruise you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

[ROFL]

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Maccabeus
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The battle cries of some of our favorite OSC characters:

Hark! Who is that, striding through the desert! It is Ender Wiggin, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you have puppies, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

Zang! Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is Alvin Miller, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the mountains! It is Nafai, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!!"

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saxon75
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saxon, try again, only don't capitalize the 's' in saxon.

Dude, I was just doing what you said.

::checks it out::

Wow, that was so... unpostable.

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celia60
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Rampaging out of the desert, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Celia! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so heinously, you will see ultraviolet!!!"

i thought that other thread looked familiar [Big Grin]

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Lo! Who is that, prowling over the tarmac! It is Celia, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond mortal comprehension, and add a notch to my bedpost!"

[ September 26, 2003, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: celia60 ]

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saxon75
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Who wouldn't want to be a notch in celia's bedpost?

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rivka
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Oh, this is interesting! I get totally different ones depending on capitalization -- rivka, Rivka, rIvka, etc. -- each brings up a different one.

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