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I am a teacher and last year was laid off due to district financial problems. During that time I saw, and wish I had bought, the absolute greatest t-shirt for anyone who has a degree they can't use.
"All the years and dollars I have spent on my education amount to this... May I take your order please."
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"I know I'm not perfect, but I'm so close it scares me."
My friend has one that says something about I'm kidnapping myself with a million dollar ransom. You'll have to pay me if you ever want to see me again. It's worded much funnier than that.
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My younger brother has one that's camo and says, "HA! You can't see me now!"
At the moment, I'm wearing one that got a comment at dinner in the Union: "Ninja monkeys are meeting as we speak, plotting my demise"
A few others: "The flying hampsters of doom rain coconuts on your pitiful city" "People who are different change the world. People who are the same keep it that way." "You laugh because I am differnt. I laugh because you're all the same." (My roommate and I actually both have that same shirt, and get a kick out of wearing it when we go out together.) An Invader ZIM shirt: "YOU SPEAK CRAZINESS!"
And I did get my fiancee a 'Don't Panic' shirt for his birthday.
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quote:I didn't think guys in the Chess club had girlfriends.
The tshirt said "Hold my headgear while I kiss your girlfriend", the chess guys didn't have to have girlfriends they could steal other peoples' Posts: 1423 | Registered: Sep 2003
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Some of these back/front jokes remind me of this thing they do on a local radio station. They call it "Thirty-minute dirty jokes". Basically, there's a law that stipulates that they can tell filthy jokes on the air, so long as the language is clean, the punchline is separated from the setup by half an hour, and neither half of the joke is offensive on its own.
So they tell the setup, and if you stay tuned for half an hour, you get to hear the punch.
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There are plenty of Chess-club members who wear headgear. It's just that it's the dental kind not the sporting kind.
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As a teenager, I had a green one with pictures of nuts and bolts and the words "I'm Mechanically Inclined...I Screw Up Everything." Pretty lame, but I intentionally had it pressed onto the shirt upside down. Still lame? Oh, well.
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