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You've been very very naughty. You know who you are. It's okay, baby. Rita is here for you. Come on in and let the Spank Mistress make it all better.
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Oh you poor thing! You should have come to me sooner dear; you were almost beyond my aid! As it is, I'm afraid it's the riding crop for you. Don't worry, it will only hurt for a few days, and just think of how clear your conscience will be!
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Are you planning on slapping him on the head, or does Trogdor hide his consience in very unusual places?
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Suddenly she's a carnie and she's too good for everyone.
Seems like this sort of thing happens to me every week. Do I have to learn to eat fire or swallow swords to be your friend these days?
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Ah, Ralphie. It's a shame that as a former mistress you have immunity from spankings. Fortunatly, we all have good imaginations .
Eddie dear, a sock full of pennies? For me? You shouldn't have! Now come here and let me test out my new toy.
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Oh, Eddie. You've proven to be a hard case indeed. However, I firmly believe that with a little spanking, you can rise above your naughty ways.
*long suffering sigh* okay, a lot of spanking. But even if it takes all night, I am determined to make you come to a new understanding of yourself and others.
Together, we can do this!
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Of course, Eddie. This is about much more than bare bottoms and leather and riding crops. I'm not just punishing you dearie, I am taking you into my hands and carefully molding the bad boy you show the world into the good boy in your heart. I'm not just giving you a spanking. I'm offering you the world.
Now be an angel and hand me the paddle with the swishy holes.
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Oooh, do you have one of those fiery balrog whips you can use on them? Special effects are always cool.
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I have no reason to be spanked. I just came in here to watch everyone else be spanked. Carry on, Rita.
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(M. Python reference:) Mother Superior "And after the spankings, then the..." Galahad - "Well, maybe I could stay for just a little while!" Chorus of womens' voices - "Spank meeeee! Spank meeeee!"
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Ah, Black Mage, don't you see? I must be cruel only to be kind. Now I don't have a Balrog whip, but let me see here...yes, here it is! A sparkly wand with a star on the end! Now you haven't been very bad, but here's a swat on the behind for questioning me and you're all set!
Now, on to Nathan. According to my records you are quite overdue for spanking. *shakes head* Don't you see? This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you, but I'm spanking you for your own good.
Blackwolf the Dragon Master...hmm...well, I'm not sure you need a spanking, but sometimes one must strike preemptively. From now on, I expect to see nothing but good behavior from you!
Trog, again? *sigh* Well, at least you're not letting your bad deeds build up before you pay me a visit. I will not be so harsh on you this time.
Let's see...ah, Javert. I'll have you know that spanking is no laughing matter. But don't worry, there's nothing to be frightened of. As Eddie will attest, you're going to walk out of this thread a new man! Well, maybe stumble out of the thread, but a new man just the same!
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