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Rita Spankmistress
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You've been very very naughty. You know who you are. It's okay, baby. Rita is here for you. Come on in and let the Spank Mistress make it all better.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Spank me, Rita. Spank me like I've never been spanked before.

[ November 07, 2003, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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Rita Spankmistress
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Oh you poor thing! You should have come to me sooner dear; you were almost beyond my aid! As it is, I'm afraid it's the riding crop for you. Don't worry, it will only hurt for a few days, and just think of how clear your conscience will be!
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Are you planning on slapping him on the head, or does Trogdor hide his consience in very unusual places?
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Rita Spankmistress
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Ah, Da_Goat. First time?

Don't worry, I'll be ever so gentle.

Well...not that gentle...

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Ralphie
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For those of you who don't remember details, Ralphie is no longer Rita.

Carry on with the spankings.

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Frisco
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You'd say that whether or not you were, just to protect that spotless new reputation you've somehow stumbled upon.

I'm not buyin' it. Not for all the pennies in my sock.

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I'm trying to make a smooth transition from Skanky Ralphie to Grumpy Ralphie.

It's not working then, eh.

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Frisco
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Why can't you just be Skanky and Grumpy.

Like you are in real life. [Smile]

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I dared not hope for the best of both worlds. I didn't want to get greedy.
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Frisco
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Why aren't you on AIM, you skanky grump?

Suddenly she's a carnie and she's too good for everyone.

Seems like this sort of thing happens to me every week. Do I have to learn to eat fire or swallow swords to be your friend these days?

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Rita Spankmistress
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Ah, Ralphie. It's a shame that as a former mistress you have immunity from spankings. Fortunatly, we all have good imaginations [Wink] .

Eddie dear, a sock full of pennies? For me? You shouldn't have! Now come here and let me test out my new toy.

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Sorry. Typo. I put in an extra "e" and an extra "n".

[ November 07, 2003, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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Ralphie
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quote:
Do I have to learn to eat fire or swallow swords to be your friend these days?
Bloody lafftastical.
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Rita Spankmistress
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Oh, Eddie. You've proven to be a hard case indeed. However, I firmly believe that with a little spanking, you can rise above your naughty ways.

*long suffering sigh* okay, a lot of spanking. But even if it takes all night, I am determined to make you come to a new understanding of yourself and others.

Together, we can do this!

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quote:
You've proven to be a hard case...
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But even if it takes all night, I am determined to make you come...
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Together, we can do this!
Sounds like someone wants to give me more than a spanking.
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Rita Spankmistress
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Of course, Eddie. This is about much more than bare bottoms and leather and riding crops. I'm not just punishing you dearie, I am taking you into my hands and carefully molding the bad boy you show the world into the good boy in your heart. I'm not just giving you a spanking. I'm offering you the world.

Now be an angel and hand me the paddle with the swishy holes.

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Frisco
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Forget the paddle...keep taking me into your hands.

I'd like to get a bit closer to your heart.

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Rita Spankmistress
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What's that? I can't seem to hear you over all the swooshing and thwapping.

Don't worry. Just like I told Trog, it will only hurt for a couple of days.

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Frisco
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Thwapping?

Alright! I'll gladly submit to you and mack.

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Black Mage
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It's unkind to spank people.

Oooh, do you have one of those fiery balrog whips you can use on them? Special effects are always cool.

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T_Smith
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I have no reason to be spanked. I just came in here to watch everyone else be spanked. Carry on, Rita.
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Cool. I want a spankin.

[Smile]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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*burninates uppity newbie*
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Javert
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Is anyone else as scared as I am right now? *looks around, quite paranoid* [Angst]
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Frisco
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Oh, just try it. You'll like it.
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JonnyNotSoBravo
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(M. Python reference:)
Mother Superior "And after the spankings, then the..."
Galahad - "Well, maybe I could stay for just a little while!"
Chorus of womens' voices - "Spank meeeee! Spank meeeee!"

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Javert
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Well, since I love that movie, perhaps I shall give it a try, hehe.

"Brave Sir Robin ran away..."

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bump...because I find it amusing. [Smile]
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Rita Spankmistress
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Ah, Black Mage, don't you see? I must be cruel only to be kind. Now I don't have a Balrog whip, but let me see here...yes, here it is! A sparkly wand with a star on the end! Now you haven't been very bad, but here's a swat on the behind for questioning me and you're all set!

Now, on to Nathan. According to my records you are quite overdue for spanking. *shakes head* Don't you see? This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you, but I'm spanking you for your own good.

Blackwolf the Dragon Master...hmm...well, I'm not sure you need a spanking, but sometimes one must strike preemptively. From now on, I expect to see nothing but good behavior from you!

Trog, again? *sigh* Well, at least you're not letting your bad deeds build up before you pay me a visit. I will not be so harsh on you this time.

Let's see...ah, Javert. I'll have you know that spanking is no laughing matter. But don't worry, there's nothing to be frightened of. As Eddie will attest, you're going to walk out of this thread a new man! Well, maybe stumble out of the thread, but a new man just the same!

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And the emotion goes from scared to just plain concerned...
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Black Mage
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I suppose it hurts you more than it hurts us, eh?
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Thanks to Rita Spankmistress, I haven't er...I haven't...ticked her off for two days!

Spankings - They work for me- now let them work for you!

[ November 09, 2003, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]

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Still naughty.

Still loving it. [Evil]

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I suppose it hurts you more than it hurts us, eh?
Only if she's doing it completely wrong...
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Any spankerings of me are gonna hurt her. I've got buns of steel... with 2 inch spineties on them...

They call me the butt of death, and I strike mercilessly...

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