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Pat
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No smilies, no hugs, no last words, no posting in the buff, no homosexuality threads, no hatrack barbeques, no burninating, no Ced lookalikes, no dobies, no multiple logins, no siren calls, no posting from work, no landmark post threads, No Rabbits, no 80's music, no Rat's named Dogs, no lame user logins named after bats.

No buggin us old guys. Just bring us butterscotch candy and turn on Matlock.

Now get out of here.

[ November 15, 2003, 11:40 PM: Message edited by: Pat ]

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mackillian
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--I--
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Pat
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Yes, those are allowed.
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mackillian
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OO
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As long as it's an episode where Andy and Barnie get to use their guns.
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Trogd0r the Burninator
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:takes a deep breath:
Phhhhbluh
:checks label of cannister:

This burninating gas from the Heartland America catalog doesn't seem to be working.

:scampers away:

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Bob_Scopatz
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Get off my lawn!!!
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If it wasn't for you meddlin' kids; I'd a gotten away with it, too!
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pooka
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I know you've been waiting for this a long time. Here's two bits, now off you go to spend it on penny whistle and moon pies. Don't forget to say thank you.
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Ron Lambert
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Here here, Pat! There, there, Trogd0r the Burninator.
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Raia
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You tiresome kids! In my day, we was... oh wait... *scampers away sheepishly*
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*tips rocker back, chewing on empty corncob pipe

Goin' to hell in a handbasket.

Yep.

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Narnia
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If this is a geriatric thread, then I HAVE to include this, just for Ralphie:

[Party]

Geriatric party!! [Big Grin]

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Bob the Lawyer
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Not to pick on you Narnia, but why do people do that? Ralphie says "I hate the party emoticon", then someone posts it. Is Ralphie now supposed to go, "I'm cured! Party emotions for all!"
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Narnia
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No, see...Ralphie I (and a few others) had a deep discussion about the party emoticon. We figured out ways to deal with our anger and channel the negative emotions: We all adopted Ralphie's names for the emoticons. This one just happens to be pertinent to this thread. (It's the geriatric party emoticon). [Big Grin]

Ralphie dearest, I love your guts. Just a reminder.

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<Considers going to post a smilie in the "Hate to bring up" thread, based on Ralphie's naming. Refrains.>
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Narnia
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[Big Grin] *snort*
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Ralphie
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I love you to, Cecily.

It's really too bad that you have to die now.

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Narnia
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[Taunt] mleh.
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sndrake
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According to Kayla, I belong here.

I will sit here and wait for my second childhood to arrive...

Or is it my third? I can't remember. [Dont Know] [Wink]

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[Smile]
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Jon Boy
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I'm way too young to be here. I'm really just here for the butterscotch candy.
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katharina
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There's butterscotch?

I love butterscotch.

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AndrewR
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You young'un may laugh right now, but wait 'till your warranty runs out! [Razz]
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Dan_raven
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Hey, you got your butter in my Scotch.

Why, when I first got onto hatrack, we had to chisel our posts onto stone, and hang them in the back of the cave.

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Teshi
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[ROFL]

Wait... I mean.

*tiny titter of near-silent laughter*

I hope I didn't interrupt anyone's afternoon nap/corncob pipe chewing. [Smile]

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