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Jon Boy
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Poor, naive Icarus.

*pat pat*

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rivka
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[Eek!]

They're smilies, you sickos!

[Angst]

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<laughs> Papa Moose, I can't recall ever having hugged you. So I don't know why you should complain about my pointy elbows.

Smilies don't bother me much, but in the name of all that is holy, please stop the dobies! <grins>

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Frisco
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Dobies are funny much more frequently than smilies are.

And while I do enjoy the "angry, flipping you off" smilie, I think the original 11 are more than sufficient when it comes to helping communication.

Well, maybe the muttering one and the head bashing ones should stay. Unfortunately, too many people have overused the head bashing one to the point where it's not really paid any attention.

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quote:
(((((cats)))))
This really disturbed me in light of what Xavier said about the female anatomy.
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Lalo
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It might be worse if it were Richard Gere's world, and (((gerbils))) rather than cats.
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Ok, I have to throw in my 2¢. These smilies are annoying. But by far the worst are the wave and party ones. The hug is a close third. This wouldn't be a problem is people didn't overuse them so wantonly. They have become an eyesore, and I'm sick of them. If we want the board to become more colourful, I think allowing small avatars or sig pics would be a better option. Otherwise, I'm just going to have to sign off with an angry emoticon. And a true one in ASCII.

>_< ..|.
this one's better, Mack, admit it.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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[The Wave]
[Razz]

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quote:
[The Wave]
[Razz]

LEARN COMEDY HERE!!! GENIUS AT WORK!!!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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Thank you, thank you. *bows*
Or was that sarcasm? [Wink]

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Smileys are nice, how could there be fooling around on hatrack without them?

I could not post without the wallbash.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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I would have to say this one is my favorite. [Razz]
Or maybe this one. [Evil Laugh]
Hmmmm...or this one. [Big Grin]
Aaaaaannnnd...this one. [Wink]

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Jeni
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quote:
Smileys are nice, how could there be fooling around on hatrack without them?
I think this question proves Ralphie's point that smilies are killing The Funny.
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Ralphie
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Uh huh.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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Actually, the one smiley I'd LOVE to see is an angel smiley with a halo. A little bug-eyed green martian face would be kinda cool, too....
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Jeni
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In case you haven't noticed, this is not a Smiley Appreciation Thread.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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I know. I'm "secretly" trying to hijack it...
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This thread is for complaining only, get out.

Man do I hate those smileys, they really bother me in a significant way; enough to make me post about how they effect my life in the worst ways imaginable.

Every time I see a smiley being used, it makes me mad deep down inside.

>> Guys, if it were not for smileys then you would have to find other ways of feeling smugly superior to half the people who post here.

[ November 21, 2003, 08:45 PM: Message edited by: Desu ]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Awww...don't be mad. [Frown] (technically, that's not a smiley-it's a frowney)

I thought you were working on a paper? Tsk, tsk...

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Desu: Right On. [Big Grin]
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[Razz]
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Eruve Nandiriel
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*thumbs up to Jeni*
[Big Grin]

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::chuckles under breath at Ralphie::
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I'm new here and a bit slow on the uptake. What's a dobie?
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T_Smith
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A thread parody.

For instance:

Original thread title:
A Hatrack T-Shirt

Parody thread title:
A Hatrack T-Smith (which would be all about yours truly)

Word to the wise, don't run amok with dobies. In fact, just sit back and enjoy them.

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How about if, in a similar vein, checking on "Disable Graemlins in this post" in the very first post in a thread disabled them for the entire thread? That way, people who don't like graemlins could at least keep them out of their own threads.
I love that idea Icarus!
I might even just give it the horrible.....the terrifying.... the
[The Wave]

Hah hah! [Razz]

I like all the old ones, but there are a few of the new ones I like: [Taunt] , [Dont Know] , [Wall Bash] , [Kiss] , [Grumble] . Other than that, the old ones are the ones I use. I don't really use them that often.

Oh, and just for good measure:
[Group Hug]

The only thing missing is the flaming barrel that they look like they're gathered around.

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>> Guys, if it were not for smileys then you would have to find other ways of feeling smugly superior to half the people who post here.
I actually don't require smilies for that.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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Ooooooh....busted!
*cheers Ralphie*

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No cheering. You're going to make me start feeling bad for being sarcastic to you, and we can't have that.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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*is shocked*
So it WAS sarcasm?
[Cry]

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[Party] TeeHee

[ November 22, 2003, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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Eruve Nandiriel wrote:
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Ooooooh....busted!
*cheers Ralphie*

This is seriously poetic irony. Ralphie couldn't avoid the luvin' if she tried...and she has.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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grrr...everybody, stop being sarcastic at me!
[Cry]

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Well if God didn't kill enough kittens, what would he be feeding all the dogs that reportedly go to Heaven?

(my theology is based around there *not* being any dogs there when I get to Heaven)

"Come on, people now, smile on your brother
Everybody get together, try to love one another right now."

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GOD DOESN'T KILL KITTENS! GOD IS THE EPITOME OF GOOD! SO ARE KITTENS!

So there.

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BTW Ophelia, your roommate has cats, not kittens, so you're outa luck.
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I don't know, dude. God's a bit of a prick, if you look at his track record. I mean, what was up with the Garden of Eden? God gives us "free will," then denies Adam and Eve any sort of knowledge with which to act upon their free will. Satan set us free by giving us knowledge -- and for the rest of the Bible, the poor dude's lambasted as an evil demon.

Not to mention, God kicks Adam and Eve out of the garden once they learn a little. Heh. Someone has a compensation problem...

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Silly Eddie.

::pat pat::

You go kill your kittens.

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quote:
This is seriously poetic irony. Ralphie couldn't avoid the luvin' if she tried...and she has.
People keep encouraging my bad behavior.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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[No No] She's already mean enough.
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Black Mage
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She needs Rita.
O Spankmistress, where art thou?

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Now THAT'S ironic!
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Black Mage:
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GOD IS THE EPITOME OF GOOD! SO ARE KITTENS!
I agree with the first part, but not the latter. [Razz]

Lalo:

quote:
I don't know, dude. God's a bit of a prick, if you look at his track record. I mean, what was up with the Garden of Eden? God gives us "free will," then denies Adam and Eve any sort of knowledge with which to act upon their free will. Satan set us free by giving us knowledge -- and for the rest of the Bible, the poor dude's lambasted as an evil demon.

Not to mention, God kicks Adam and Eve out of the garden once they learn a little. Heh. Someone has a compensation problem...

That is easily refuted (even if it's sarcastic), but I don't want to hijack your thread. If you're interested, you could start another thread or email me. [Smile]
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don't be mean to the kitties. ..
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I think there should simply be a switch that allows you to switch off the smilies.

Or kills anyone who uses them.

either of those two would work.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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(((((kittens)))))
There is something that says "disable graemlins in this post".

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[Eek!] I think he means switch off all smilies! [Eek!]

I say we host smilie day in this thread. Hi Jack.

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Hi Jack! [Wave]
Nice to see you again! [Big Grin]
(((((Jack))))) [Wink]

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Ooh, a thread hijack? Where do I sign up?

[Wave] Jack.

[Taunt]

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Eruve Nandiriel
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[Wave] Rivka

You can sign up right here. [Big Grin]

(((((Jack))))) [Wink]

Tigers rule. [Smile]

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