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Since I can't do what I'd like to do about the overabundance of the lovey-dovey, hugging, "I'm sorry" crap--which is, beat each participant across the back of the skull with an iron skillet--I figured I'd try and get my crankyness out the old-fashioned way.
Flames. Sweet, sweet flames.
Nothing is sacred. Not your pets, your hairdo, or your sexual orientation. Not your religion, not your spouse, and definitely not your mother.
Come one, come all. Vent your frustrations on those of us who can take an ill word or two. But, brave Jatraqueros, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, fuzzy slippers.
[disclaimer: I claim no responsibility for anything that comes forth from my keyboard towards anyone who feels the need to post in this thread, and don't expect others to take any, either.]
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Oh, well there's the most brilliant idea anyone has every had in the whole history of hatrack. Psych!
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Strider, that was one of the least inspired posts I've ever seen from you. Push Kira out of your lap and flame like a real man.
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sorry, it's late and i'm tired. what's your excuse? I thought you had like insomnia or something. You can't be any more creative at 2:30? That's sad.
And really, you're not even worth my time and energy to stay up and flame you. I mean, where's the payoff, you're already a chump, what more can i do to you?
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Ok, so if there are fluff threads, intelligent threads, and some in between, what's this? Sub-fluff?
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Yeah, Frisco, GREAT freaking idea. Start a thread for flaming. That'd go well with your whole lifestyle deal, but for the rest of us, we don't WANT to hear you bitch and whine about how we aren't giving you enough attention.
Christ.
You know, if you had a dick longer than most insects, you wouldn't be this needy for attention. But then again, you are from Orange County or some other godforsaken hellhole -- I guess I can't blame you for ending up so screwed up.
Just take it somewhere else. We don't care. In fact, I doubt anyone would care about your bony ass and its problems -- but then again, I hear the Army's useful for losers who have nothing better to do than start threads devoted to, what, bitching at each other? Yeah, go whine at the Iraqis. While the poor bastards have been abused enough before hearing your high-pitched shrieking, at least they won't understand what the words are coming out of your mouth.
Not that we do, either, but that's more due to your low IQ than incoherency. God, if only I COULD get your whining reduced to a low mumble...
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But thanks for attempting to strut your stuff, Lalo. At least it made people realize that this thread isn't limited to flaming me. Any moron can have a taste!
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Myr, for all that you yap your trap in Hatrack Chat, I can't for the life of me think of one of your 1000+ posts on Hatrack that haven't been some form of: , LOL!, or "hehe".
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That post was almost as pathetic as your sexual performance. Only, it didn't end as quickly.
Amazing, that a dude who, judging by his skinny-ass pics, can't bench more than the bar -- or are you up to the bar yet? -- judges ME on my body. Which is, by the way, far superior to yours -- I lost fifty pounds over the summer and thus can apply for jobs other than scarecrow. A position you're resigned to.
Well, no, I take that back. Your life aspirations may reach no higher than scarecrow -- and considering how much talent and looks you were born with, that's pretty ambitious -- but you can have more positions. Or so Tyrone and Billy Bob from prison tell me. Don't you think it's pathetic that you need to pay prison convicts so you can have some semblance of a sex life?
All this from a man who's living in Idaho or Iowa or one of those farmer states, doing nothing more than the occasional wank and profess having a job other than professional bum.
Your insults are as pathetic as your personality, Eddie. But don't worry, I don't expect much from you -- and this thread amply proves my point. What a waste of my time posting here; after all, it's only you I'm writing to.
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From a different frame of mind (mine) the title makes it sound like the thread is about romance.
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Don't you see the sexual tension. It's just not the romance you're used to. Don't worry, Lalo and Frisc will get it on soon.
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Dude, you at least have sex appeal, you didn't need to dredge the bottom of the barrel in search of a lay -- I mean, sleeping with Frisco, jesus. At least you caught up on your beauty sleep. And I hear a good laugh is good for the soul.
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If that's what you consider a slam, Lalo, it's no wonder the girls never come back for seconds.
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quote:lockstep patriot: But dude, do you really think I'm fat? I'm in great shape, now that I've trained in Costa Rica. With this damned ankle, I haven't been able to run for a month, so I'm starting to grow soft, but nothing i can't work off once I get the ability to run again.
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Five bucks says he's attempting to write a post in which he'll claim to be quoting me from AIM.
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Who are you, anyway, Bobby? And why are you using a perfectly good thread to flirt with esl? I'm sure his e-mail address is in his profile.
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What Frisco fails to mention is that this was right after I apologized for slamming him so mercilessly.
quote:lp: By the way, so you know, I'm really struggling to find an insult for you. It's tough. You're smart, funny, likable, and cute -- I have to make them up as I go along.
To suck up to him, I asked him if he meant what he said -- above, what he quoted -- as if I really cared about his opinion.
Heh. Why would I? I could be the fat wife to Frisco's Jack Sprat and he'd still come begging for sex. I mean, he's so bad at sex he fails to satisfy himself, and even his left hand complains that sex ends too quickly. No way that beggar could be a chooser.
But then, Frisco, I guess it's tough for you to understand that if women ever wanted to sleep with someone like you, they'd buy a sharp-ended toothpick. They'd feel a tiny prick down there and eventually fall asleep in the middle of it.
But then, I guess you can only misquote from apologies and testimonies of my (false) respect for you. Goes to show just how much integrity you have -- your ethical backbone is apparently as weak as your biceps.
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Frisco, you know, you start paying attention to me and you give lalo the time he needs to write a half-way decent insult. Okay, maybe I'm being generous, somewhat decent insult.
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Man...will somebody figure out how we can let Lalo leave this thread with some dignity? If not, he's just going to keep trying to get it back by force, futile as his attempts are.
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Lalo, I'd appreciate it if you'd use this thread as a little more than excuse to say "penis". I know it probably still makes you giggle to use the word, but to the rest of us, it's not funny.
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