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odouls268
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Frisco puts a picture of himself walking naked down the beach in the hatrack photo album and gets viewed like 600 times.

I wanna get 600 views on one of MY pictures.

Hatrack Vote:
Should that be a picture of me walking naked down the beach,
or
me clothed from head to toe plus a ski parka? basically a mummified odouls with a pink puffy ski nylon coat.

Im casting my vote for the latter.

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former.
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ok, who's gonna cast the tie breaking vote. whichever it is, that is what ill do.

and itll be all cold at the beach here in the near future, thus adding to the embarrassment factor of the former.

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I vote for the former, but with nipple tassles and a feather boa.
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and high heels
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Will Frisco be in the picture with you?
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Strider
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that'd be cute. you guys could hold hands.
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link? this is an atrosicty that i must see.

[ December 04, 2003, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Mephistopheles ]

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Kama
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mmmmm.... naked.... [Monkeys]
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If you walked down the beach with Kama, nobody would notice any embarrassing situations the cold might cause.
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I guess Kama might.
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Strider
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well then it'd be even weirder, given that Kama is nothing more than a bunch of 1s and 0s floating through our computers.

i mean, i like binary and all, but i don't like it THAT much.

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mmm....

sand....

sun.....

ocean......

hot hot hot......

[Monkeys]

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ok, former it is. keep your eyes peeled for the coming attraction,
odouls naked on the beach with nipple tassles, a feather boa and high heels.

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http://www.foobonic.com/gallery/usr-frisco/aaj

here's your link meph.

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Yeah, I'll keep my eyes peeled. That will be the probable result of me trying to claw them out of my head.
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youll be alright afr. if itll make you feel better, ill put a little eye shadow on too.
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Nipple tassles and eye shadow imply full frontal nudity, and I don't think I'm ready for that, man. At least have the decency to wear a sock.
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you can't wear socks with high heels. [Big Grin]
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ill do a looking over the shoulder from a distance pose i think.

certainly NO full frontal will be occuring. i didnt do full frontal when i was a model and getting paid for it, i sure wont do it for you people who's respect i hope i havent lost entirely quite yet.

besides, we've already discussed the cold weather conditions.

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quote:
At least have the decency to wear a sock
Maybe you should specify where he should wear this sock...

[ December 04, 2003, 04:29 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]

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odouls268
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i just assumed.
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i mean any decent man would know...

cover your nose with it. nobody wants to see my snout.

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CLOTHES!!!
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quote:
ill do a looking over the shoulder from a distance pose i think.
At least turn your torso around far enough for the nipple tassles to be visible!
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or course. otherwise the tassles would just be plain silly.
[Razz]

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Well, it seems a decision has been made.

Now it's time to deliver.

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tee hee hee Frisco doesn't tan nude. tee hee hee
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I don't think I know anyone who has the confidence to tan nude.
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Go to Europe and check out the beaches there sometime. A lot more people than you would think have the confidence to tan nude considering their attributes. Let's just say there's good naked and bad naked and leave it at that...
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[Big Grin]

Any northwesters know of the Green Tortoise bus line? Their motto is "Arrive Inspired, Not Dog Tired" and they have a little commune half way between Seattle and Olympia that includes clothing-optional sweathouse and river bathing.

I was 21 when I first was exposed (yes, that's a double entendre [Big Grin] ) and I remember this died-in-the-wool hippy asking mw "What's the hang-up? You got parts the rest of us don't?"

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quote:
Frisco puts a picture of himself walking naked down the beach in the hatrack photo album and gets viewed like 600 times.

I wanna get 600 views on one of MY pictures.

Hatrack Vote:
Should that be a picture of me walking naked down the beach,
or
me clothed from head to toe plus a ski parka? basically a mummified odouls with a pink puffy ski nylon coat.

Im casting my vote for the latter.

Let's see how many hits this one gets, sweet cheeks.
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oh...oh god..oh god....

*gasp*

can't...breathe...laughing...too hard...
[ROFL]

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we wants us some fuzzy slippers and pink tassles if nothin' else is gonna be danglin'
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I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

*speaks into mouse*

Computer...kill Ralphie.

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quote:
*speaks into mouse*

is that what you call that thing?
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Frisco
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Either Lalo has a mini-me or a new alias.
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dude, taint nothin' mini about me.
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Geoff says, "David, you're going to have to take the t-shirt off and then attach the pasties if we're going to start filming this thing.

We already went over this."

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[Laugh] [ROFL]

Ralphie I done gone and spit choclate milk ALL OVER my monitor thanks to you. [Razz]

I think it's the fact that my tongue is sticking out as i look over the shoulder of someone else's bare assed body.

You are SO wrong.

So when are we hanging out?
[Big Grin] [Razz] [Wink]

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Not bad for a slapped-together macro.

I think my work here is done.

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odouls268
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HAHA
yes you have sufficiently embarrassed me.
[Razz]

you gonna put those in the hatrack photoshop foobonic album?

and the question still stands: when ARE we gonna hang out?

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When you get your Frisco-fied ass to Portland, that's when.
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on my way
::starts running-naked-across the nation.::

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Ralphie, you still get on AIM any? what name you using these days?
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and @ease, PLEASE dont say 'taint' after those pictures.

[Razz]

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[ROFL]
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you probably shouldnt be rolling on the floor near it either, dragon. [Razz]
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not sayin' taint twerent likely to repair the mental damage done by seeing your bare booty and those swingy-thingies.

i'm just hopin' that someone, somewhere is capturing these images and sending them to outside space to avert the next alien invasion. (thank you Geoff!)

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