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I made good money working as a Diesel Fitter for Victoria's Secret one holiday season.
See, the husband/boyfriend would come and and say, "My wife/girlfriend told me she's a size 7. Can I get those in a size 7."
The store associate would get the prescribed undergarment.
The man would look at them and say, "Those can't be a size 7. That is way to small."
At which point the store associate says, "Oh, these need to be fitted first. Can you show me what her size 7 really looks like?"
He would describe it in some terms that men use.
Then the associat would say "Excuse me." Then she would walk to the back room where I sat with various crow bars, vices, and other stretching equipment. I would take the undergarment and tug and pull and stretch and turn that size 7 into a size 11 or whatever the customer described.
When I was done, I'd take the finished product out to the waiting customer and say....
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I find that highly ironic. I did some searchs earlier this year to find colleges with 100% acceptance rates, which also cost under $5,000 a year. Guess what most of them were? Schools for court reporters.
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quote:I made good money working as a Diesel Fitter for Victoria's Secret one holiday season.
My first thought reading this sentence was "Since when does Victoria's Secret carry Diesel?" My second was, "Since when am I such a girl?"
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