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Toretha
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yep, he's been sighted. If you happen to be driving interstates near Baton Rouge, keep an eye out for him. My roommate spotted him and called to tell me-a man wearing regular clothes and carrying a large cross, walking on the shoulder of the interstate. My cousin called in later on the day to confirm that she too had seen him. Is armageddon coming????
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TomDavidson
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I'm outraged. Surely, in this modern age of SUVs, it wouldn't be too hard for someone to give Jesus a lift. Depending on the size of the cross, you might even be able to close the rear gate.

[ December 31, 2003, 11:01 PM: Message edited by: TomDavidson ]

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mackillian
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But it isn't their cross to bear.
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Lalo
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Out of interest, was he white?

Which reminds me, I need to get a post out to Geoff...

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MaydayDesiax
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If he was smoking, then it wasn't Jesus--it was Wolfwood (and if any of you get that reference, you shall have my undying respect)
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ak
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Is there a Golgotha, Louisiana?
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Zevlag
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Is it a screwtape reference? I haven't read them in a long time.
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porcelain girl
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trigun. bam, pay up.
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MaydayDesiax
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::bows to procelain girl:: I love you.

btw, Anna, Dad saw him too.

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Richard Berg
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Dunno if the thread is a joke or "dobie" or whatever Jatros call it these days, but the underlying practice is quite common among some (crazy) sects.
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Maybe he was KKK and his car broke down on the way to a cross burning.
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There's a guy in Crystal River, FL that dresses up as Jesus and holds a big cross at our main intersection. Everybody honks and waves.
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Dan_raven
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What an idea for a terrible bumper sticker:

quote:
Honk if you're Jesus

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Book
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I recall a bearded man dressed in daisy dukes and boots with pigtails who would juggle batons out on the Louisiana interstate. I remember we saw him on one trip to Baton Rouge, both going and returning.

Maybe he's spread out a little.

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Maethoriell
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I saw two people who looked liek Jesus today at CHS but one was in a suit and the other was in a trench coat.

What part of Baton Rouge?

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Toretha
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Mae, what's CHS? You may have seen my cousin, he looks like a lot of the paintings of Jesus....

And it was wormwood in the screwtape letters, Zev, my grandfather used to call my father that.

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Javert
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So the person you guys saw looks like this, right?
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Vána
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Ahh... Wolfwood.

[ January 10, 2004, 08:27 PM: Message edited by: Vána ]

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