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MyrddinFyre
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Everybody talks about all the hot jatraqueras there are.

Well?

What about the guys?

Here are five noteworthy jatraqueros, and a rating (out of ten) for each! Ow ow!

narrativium Rating: Ten Cheese Wheels. Location, location, location! And you can't deny this one's hot hot hot!

Javert Rating: Ten Teddy Bears. Eyes you can sink into, no? *fans self*

Human Rating: Ten Oak Leaves. There's something very phalli-- um, noble about trees.

Feyd Baron Rating: Ten Tribbles. Is short, furry and funny your type? [Big Grin]

Chaeron Rating: Ten Mountains. C'mon, now. You gotta dig the spikey hair.

PS. And Fugu is the hottest of them all, but I'm not allowed to say so.

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Javert
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..........speechless. [Blushing]
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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to continue the list...
Odouls rating: ten tweezers. Mmm... eyebrows.

Paul Goldener rating: ten ounces of drool. Yowza...

MoonRabbit rating: ten mustaches. Sexiest picture EVER.
[Wink]

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Raia
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[Monkeys]
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Human
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I'm...assuming a fair amount of mockery since I made the list...
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MyrddinFyre
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Oh, no. The only ones being mocked are Myr and RRR. *glares at fugu*
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Javert
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Human, I share your opinion. However, I've learned not to question it when paid a complement, even if it may be in jest.

And besides, like my Momma used to say, everybody looks good to at least a few other people!

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"...even if the few other people are imaginary!"

Well, maybe that's only my mom...

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Hey, how could I put pix up on that site? I can't find a "register" or anything like that . . . is it invitation-only?

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Lalo
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E-mail Ralphie at hatrack@foobonic.com. She'll hook you up with an album.

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And besides, like my Momma used to say, everybody looks good to at least a few other people!
...in Javert's case, he's a real stud poster boy for the blind... [Razz]
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Javert
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Them there's fightin' words! [Mad]

(Actual response: [ROFL] )

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Bokonon Rating: 10 signs pointing somewhere else
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There are apparently no mirrors in the Human household. [Smile]
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That reminds me of another friend of mine who is so good looking that random girls honk and wave at him on the street, come up and ask him to marry them, and so on. These things happen with fair frequency, and he assumes they are all only making fun of him, despite the evidence of his mirror, (and, I might add, of my expert testimony. (Is he questioning my qualifications as a girl??? Does he think I wouldn't know??? No, in my case apparently I'm just lying to be kind. [ROFL] ))
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[Sleep]
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I believe a unifying term should be coined so we can compare all these ratings. How about "manelicious marks". [Cool]
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Annie
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My friend Abby and I invented the word "mantastic." I think that would be a good qualifier here.
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Human
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Ak, there are mirrors...I'm just guessing that Myr is seeing something I don't...or mocking me. I don't mind either way.
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Somebody needs to come to chat more often.
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Geez. You can form semi-solid statues of sadness out of the insecurity in this thread.
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JaneX
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A few more...

Pod

Dave and Ollie (in the same picture!)

~Jane~

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Annie
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You guys all know who I vote for

Check this cutie out:

Hobbes gets all 10 of my votes.

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Well, at least one person has a sublimely critical eye [Smile]

*Slips pooka the 20 bucks he promised*

-Bok

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Javert
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Are we completely sure that none of these rankings are biased in any way? [Wink] Annie, I'm looking at you!
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