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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 11:42 AM
Thou distempered dread-bolted crutch! Now thats a way to start a page, Thou droning rude-growing cutpurse! [ March 30, 2004, 11:43 AM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 11:45 AM
Thou vain dog-hearted scullion! Thou darest to take my post?
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 11:47 AM
Swine! Come back swinging, Thou ruttish fly-bitten puttock! Fight!
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 11:53 AM
Rhaegar, thou grizzled, motley-minded,lily-livered malignancy
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 11:54 AM
Derrell, grizzled beef-witted gull-catching, ill minded, un witting, iron sided, thick skulled, un trained, minimus! [ March 30, 2004, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 11:59 AM
hideous, clay brained,ill-composed,sour faced,iron witted miscreant
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 12:27 PM
Thou roynish pinch-spotted pignut! [ March 30, 2004, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 12:29 PM
thou waggish, lean-witted,muddy-mettled,paper faced,ill-nurtured ruffian
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 12:36 PM
Thou clouted, shag-eared, paunchy, dismal-dreaming, venomed, pinch-spotted, lumpish, tickle-brained, malignancy!
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 12:41 PM
Thou haughty,heavy-headed,hedge-pig
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 12:41 PM
Thou saucy, ill contented, ill mannered, iron sided, weak toothed, beef-witted pumpion!
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 12:51 PM
Thou art a brazen, weak-hinged, eye-offending, gull-catcher.
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 12:53 PM
Derrell twas a match well played, unfortunately i must away, but in three hours, I shall be able to ocntinue this duel, Thou vain eye-offending scullion. Rhaegar
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 12:54 PM
Thou mutton brained, lily-livered, bilge rat.
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 03:20 PM
digging_holes, this isn't a serious knock down ,drag out fight. We're just having some fun with Shakespearian language. Rhaegar, thou art a knavish, ill-tempered,empty-hearted, ruffian.
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 03:26 PM
Rhaegar, thou art an addle-brained, hunch backed, lean-witted, scoundrel
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 03:29 PM
*Reels from the impact of the powerful cursing, ocmposes self, strikes back with force* Derrell, Thou craven, hell-hated, lumpish, sheep-biting, gleeking, base-court, goatish, milk-livered, gnarling, rude-growing, foot-licker! *Looks on in satisfaction as foot-licker isan exceptionally good curse* [ March 30, 2004, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 03:35 PM
*picks self up off floor* *dusts self off* Rhaegar, thou art a jaded, simple-minded, goat faced, turkey necked, jack-a-nape.
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 03:38 PM
*Goes spinning across the room to slam into bookcase, stands up with determined look on face, advances on Derrell* Thou currish, ill-breeding, frothy, flaxen, forgone, fat-kidneyed, vacant, eye-offending, pantaloon! [ March 30, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 03:45 PM
Rhaegar, we should invite the rest of Hatrack to join in on the fun. *becomes dizzy from the force of the insult* *staggers backward into the servant, knocking over the tray of food the servant was bringing for lunch* Thou art a boorish, hog snouted, pot bellied, clay-brained, cur
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 03:51 PM
Derrell this is a personal affair, butas Eruve has the sheet too, she may join in I guees, Thou four-intestined, mangy, curr! Thou gorbellied spur-galled giglet! [ March 30, 2004, 03:52 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 03:56 PM
We're having an affair? Does Eruve know about this? Thou dim witted, ill-composed,festering, bovine.
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 04:02 PM
You are a dirty man Derrell, dirty! I like it! Thou mangled, pale-hearted, cockered, ill-nurtured, maggot-pie!
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 04:06 PM
I wonder if that's going to wind up in the out of context thread? Rhaegar, thou art a grizzled, hunch-backed, heavy-headed,manikin.
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 04:13 PM
What, now I have to take on both of you at the same time? Eruve, thou art a haughty, bawdy,distempered,hunch-backed, moldwarp.
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 04:14 PM
Eruve Thou prating toad-spotted manikin! Derrell Thou hideous rump-fed harpy! <- I figured your a rumper
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:14 PM
Oh, somehow I missed this page! Ah, it's so funny it hurts! *composes self* Derrell, thou art a grizzled fat-kidneyed gull-catcher!
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 04:15 PM
Eruve thou art a peevish beef-witted malt-worm! Derrell thou art a churlish clapper-clawed bugbear!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:17 PM
Derrell, thou art a gleeking lean-witted flirt-gill! Rheagar is a frothy hedge-born flax-wench!
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 04:19 PM
*Picks self up form attacks by Eruve, dusts off cloakc, walk forward with cool billowing cloack action to retaliate, hurling forth curses* Eruve, Thou fobbing dread-bolted egg-shell! Derrell, Thou dankish empty-hearted coxcomb!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:21 PM
*realises she just called Rhaegar a wench* Rhaegar Thou art a spongy milk-livered ratsbane, and Derrell is a purpled unchin-snouted miscreant!
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 04:21 PM
Eruve, thou art a boorish, dim witted, lily-livered,malignancy. Rhaegar, thou art a gnarling, distempered,sour-faced, minimus
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:22 PM
(pst, Derrell...Rhaegar already called you those...you rank sheep-biting nut-hook! )
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 04:22 PM
Rhaegar is a wench?
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 04:24 PM
*Reels from double attacks, jumps up, draws ominous sheet pf paper, scans, advances cursing upon his foes* Eruve, Thou jaded, dread-bolted, tottering, unchin-snouted, mewling, minimus! Derrell, grizzled, paper-faced, gull-catching, pribbling, eye-offending, bootless, malignancy [ March 30, 2004, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
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Geomancer
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posted March 30, 2004 04:24 PM
Derrell, thou art a scroungy, lice-ridden, lower than shite dog who ought not go on living!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:25 PM
Rhaegar Derrell, thou art a clouted rump-fed canker-blossom!
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted March 30, 2004 04:26 PM
*Looks down at bowing Eruve, raises her to her feet* Carry on the fight, repel our foes, Thou artless reeling-ripe apple-john! *Turns to Derrell* Thou ruttish swag-bellied puttock!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:27 PM
Geomancer is a slime-ridden, onion-eyed, peevish plume-plucked malt-worm!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted March 30, 2004 04:29 PM
Derrell, thou art a mangled idle-headed maggot-pie! (hehe, I love that one!)
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Derrell
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posted March 30, 2004 04:29 PM
Eruve, thou art a saucy, bawdy, paper-faced wenchling. Rhaegar, thou art a vacant headed, raw-boned, foul smelling sheep. Geomancer, thou art a churlish, sheep loving, ill-composed bovine.
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