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Trogdor the Burninator
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Likes this thread title better....

[ February 12, 2004, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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Saruman
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*coughcopycatcough*
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[Roll Eyes]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Saruman, you are the consumate copy catter. When I did the Saruman bit, I made the 'pull my finger' bit funny at least.

And besides, I'm telling fortunes, the future... this is a better idea.

Godric -- don't knock it tillyou try it.

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quote:
And besides, I'm telling fortunes, the future... this is a better idea.
What do you think divination is?

*turns Trogdor into a newt*

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**gets better**

You claim divination in that thread, yet provide something vastly different.

**burninates wimpy little Sharkey**

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Saruman
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Why are we fighting each other? Together, we can destroy the humans.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Because all previous attempts at world domination with you have resulted in utter disaster.

**grabs Saruman, puts him in a big beefy arm headlock**

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*hits Trogdor over the head with staff*

*makes Trogdor spin on his head*

[ February 12, 2004, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: Saruman ]

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C'mon fellas, be nice! I know! Let's try a group hug...

[Group Hug]

Now wasn't that much better than fighting?

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**Grabs Godric by hair, lifts him up with big beefy arm and throws him at the peasant Saruman, who is knocked into the second row by the blow**

**Climbs up on the turnbuckle**

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Does Saruman still belong to Pat? If so, do we really need a thread where half the posts are Pat talking to himself? [Razz]
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*sics an army of ten thousand Uruk-Hai on Trogdor*
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Well, this is certainly the last time I will ever try to break up an argument between someone and themselves...
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**jumps off turnbuckle high into the air, while coming down drops one leg down on Shigosei's shoulder, dropping her to the mat**

**climbs up onto turnbuckle, again, waiting for Saruman**

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*army of ten thousand orcs kills Trogdor*
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quote:
*sics an army of ten thousand Uruk-Hai on Trogdor*
**The Referee, blocks the entrance of the Uruk-hai and Orcs, stating that the rules say only one may tag at a time**

**And besides, this isn't a tag-team match**

C'mon Saruman, do your own fighting!

[ February 12, 2004, 11:58 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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*army of ten thousand orcs kills referee*
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Evil never does its own fighting. That's what cronies, henchmen, and evil monster armies are for.
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Pansy.

I declare myself the winner by wimpiness of Saruman and await my next foe.

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*slinks away and industrializes Trogdor's hometown.*
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That's fine, they need to upgrade their thatch-roofed huts anyway.
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*dogpiles Trogdor*
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**is completely taken by surprise by the Teen Girl Squad.. especially what's her face.**

[ February 13, 2004, 12:10 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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**is pinned**

You girls look so good. I bow to your wrestling prowess.

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Everyone's taken aback by What's-her-face.
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