quote: THE WASHINGTON TIMES The Pentagon is moving elements of a supersecret commando unit from Iraq to the Afghanistan theater to step up the hunt for Osama bin Laden
Just how supersecret is this task force, if it's movements are printed in the Washington Times? C'mon now, how about a little operational security for our boys at war. What do ya say?
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Are you kidding? I swear I heard this last week (Sunday?). Hmm, maybe I'm wrong. Still, I doubt the news of their deployment will specifically hinder their operations in Afghanistan.
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This is all part of the setting of the stage for when they trot out Bin Laden at the Republican convention. They've secretly had him in custody for quite awhile.
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At first I thought, "He's right, newspaper shouldn't be printing this at all." Then I thought, "Well, it's almost a guarantee that if they say 'soon to move out' it really means something like 'deployed and in position months ago, hoping this will scare some gophers outta their holes."
But then it occurred to me that, if those gophers hear about this report, that same line of reasoning will almost certainly run through their heads as well.
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Actually, they are moving out and landing in Haiti, where they will conquer the entire country and set up a secret base to launch Gulag Guantanamo prisoners to our super duper secret moon prison alpha.
The Bush strategy of springing a captured Osama Bin Laden at the Republican convention failed when Osama, who has been disguised as Howard Dean for the last year and a half, failed to get the Democratic nomination. While Ashcroft does have enough evidence to throw Kisinich in some deep dark hole as an "Enemy non-Combatant" until after the election, he's not sure if he can do the same for Kerry.
Edwards' plan to announce a Super Tuesday bombshell that would have catapulted him to the election leader, fizzled when the vidoe tape of President Bush's daughters and Kerry in a kinky sex act turned out to be a badly dubbed Hilton video.
That's it from my secret files today.
Except when I saw this thread title I thought it was celebrating the Zuessentenial today.
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