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Trogdor the Burninator
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**BURNINATES SELF FIRST AND FOREMOST**

Whew, glad I got that out of the way.

Next?

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scottneb
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Steps up to the altar.

Holding Kat! [Evil Laugh]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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You can step up to the altar all you want, but until you pay the piper, you're not getting any burninating.
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Da_Goat
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Can I buy a gift certificate?
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scottneb
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**goes back to his car to find the exact change in his ash tray**
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pooka
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:Tapes nickel to backside:
:moons Trogdor:

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rivka
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*flips Trog a nickel*
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Belle
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Burninate me! *tosses quarter*

I deserve it! At least, a bunch of people keep telling me I do....

they must be right though!

Burninate away!

*prepares self*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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quote:
Can I buy a gift certificate?
Of course. They come in a collectors red envelope with the words "Nothing shows you care like burninating a bigot" embossed on the front.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Yes, Yes, alright ladies....

**burninates rivka, pooka, Belle, Belle, Belle, Belle, Belle**

Feel better now?

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rivka
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*shakes head, trying to stop ringing sound*
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Beren One Hand
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*sigh*

The inability to see religious beliefs as a rational justification for social policy is a form of bigotry.

*tapes nickel to remaining hand*

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Belle
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*sigh*

Aaahhh....that's so much better.

*tosses nickel*

I don't need any more, consider that a tip. Or advance payment, I'm sure I'll be back.

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Amka
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Reaches into her coat pocket to find a few pennies. Only has four. Throws in a piece of gum, pristine in original packaging, hopefully.

Hmmm, coat. Should take it off. Don't want to ruin it or insulate myself from the full blast of heat.

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MidnightBlue
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A good burnination is good for everyone, I always say. Actually, come to think of it that's the first time I've ever said it. And I didn't really say it, I thought it and then typed it. Anyway...

*tosses over a nickle*

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Bokonon
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*Tosses Trogdor a wooden nickel*

Well?

-Bok

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Human
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*chucks a quarter at Trogdor's head*

Light me!

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Stan the man
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*Looks through stash of broken watches*
*Gets out cigarette*

ready [Hail]

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Ryuko
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Hmmm... I try very very hard not to be a bigot, but sometimes it just don't work! Therefore, burninations for me!

(slides her nickel across the counter)

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Eaquae Legit
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*hands over a nickle*
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Derrell
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*gives Trogdor a dime* "Two burininations for me, please."
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Derrell
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While I don't consider myself a bigot, I need to be burninated anyway. Thank you.
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Derrell
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Hey Trogdor, when do I get my burninations?
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Shan
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*Counts out five pennies and kneels in penance*

*Wonders if she can remember her Roman Catholic mother's Rosary recitation*

*Shrugs and begins singing "I Am A Child of God" with great hope and expectation*

[Razz]

[Edits post in great dismay. Ack! Lutheran's would excommunicate me for paying! Ack!]

[ March 01, 2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]

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