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Slash the Berzerker
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#1 You came here because you want to be a writer, but you will NEVER be as famous or as good as Card. If you were, you wouldn't waste your time posting on a good writer's BB.

#2 Bob is still funnier and wittier than you.

#3 Unless your screen nick is Dobie, or possibly Dobbie, your Dobie's suck. I'm sorry, but they do.

#4 Tom will always have more posts than you.

#5 I will always make more money than you, be married to a better looking woman, and still be able to kick your ass on any day of the week. I know, it isn't fair, you should be better than me at SOMETHING. But you aren't.

#6 You read the posts on this BB, and realize most of these people are far smarter than you are. This makes you sad. Then you go to foobonic and realize most of them are also better looking than you. What do you have to offer the world? Not a lot.

#7 Even the gay people are bored as hell by gay marriage threads. I personally would offer my body to Karl Ed as his love slave if it would guaranty that no one would ever start a thread about gay marriage ever again. I feel safe as can be making that offer.

#8 The really funny chat conversations will always happen just before you get into the chat room, or just after you leave. We'll mention them in vague and infuriatingly teasing ways later.

#9 ClaudiaTherese is smarter than you, has more degrees, and is better read. She is only patient with your idiocy because she has absolutely nothing to prove. She and I make fun of you when you aren't around. Go ahead, ask her. She'll just smile condescendingly.

#10 No matter how long you are here, no matter how respected you become, no matter how vast your post count is, the pre turn of the century members will still call you a newbie. You will not live a hundred years to take that out on the next century's members. Sucks to have a short life span, huh?

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[ROFL]

I'm beginning to really get a complex about Tom and his frequin' post count!

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Whatever, newbie [StB].

[ March 02, 2004, 01:52 AM: Message edited by: Richard Berg ]

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[Mad] [Mad] [Grumble] [Mad] [Mad] [Cry] [Cry]
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katharina
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Slash is NEVER on AIM. Even when you KNOW he's posting.
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Except right now...
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I saw him in chat once. Then I said "hello", and he left.
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quote:
Then you go to foobonic and realize most of them are also better looking than you
Not really.
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[ROFL]

Run Karl RUN!

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Slash the Berzerker
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Kama, a lack of humility is unbecoming in a newbie.
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Kama
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Slash, find one person who'd disagree with me.
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You're right. Adios Hatrack!
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Bob, you produce nearly two posts to my one. So let me remind you: relax. It is, indeed, inevitable that you will pass me. [Smile]
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PSI Teleport
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Yeah, but your registration number will always be lower.
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Slash: --I--

He's been meriting a lot of those lately.

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wait just one second...since when is kat on aim?
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Since a few weeks ago, generally only at night. [Smile]
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dang, and i've been leaving the laptop at work in the evening.
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I've been taking one home this week, Costello. [Smile]

I have vague aspirations of getting my Web site back up, so I borrowed a computer and got a DSL line. However, both are working only intemittantly.

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quote:

This is it, your time is through
You're boring!
You're rambling on, no end in sight
You're boring!
No need to thank your parakeet
You're boring!
Look at Catherine Zeta-Jones
She's snoring!
You could have rushed up to the stage
But you were lollygagging!
They're turning off your microphone
And cutting to a commercial for Del Taco
Del Taco! Del Taco! Del Taco!


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[Dont Know] Did Sopwith, just leave Hatrack! [Dont Know]
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[ROFL] Slash! You'll always be one of my favorite newbies!
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[ROFL]
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Let me just roll that head.

[ROFL]

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[ROFL]
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Now there's lots of heads rolling.

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Slash the Berzerker
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#11 Periodically, the following guy will show up:

ENDER RAWKS! I THNK THAT STAR WRAS KID SUKS NO WAY THAT LOSER CAN PLAY ENDER BUT MAYBE THAT OTHER GUY WHO WAS IN THAT BRUCE WILLS MOVIE CAN PLAY HIM BUT HES OLD NOW SO I DONT KNOW DOES ORSON EVER POST HERE OR READ THIS BECAUSE I THINK HIS SCRIPT SUCKED BECAUSE HE TOOOK OUT THAT THINK WHERE THAT ONE KIDS GOT KILLED THAT SCENE WAS THE BEST IT SUCKS TO TAKE IT OUT ENDER RULES RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE RULES YOU PEOPLE SUCK AND HAVE NO LIVES AND I HAVE TONS OF SEX AND YOU DONT AND IM NOT 13 SO STOP SAYING THAT LOSERS CUZ YOU SUCK

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Amka
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Well, Slash, you can have your good looking wife. It is an undeniable fact that my delicious husband has the sexiest accent on this board.
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Slash the Berzerker
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Margaret Thatcher had a sexy accent. Doesn't mean I'd want to smooch her into the wee hours of the night.
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That image . . .

>_<

. . . now that's a reason to hate Hatrack!

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Kama
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<-- has the sexiest accent on this board

Sorry, Amka.

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I don't know...

A seven foot tall Lizard-dude and old Prune face...?

It could work.

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If you're going to smooch her, I guess the wee hours would be the best time.
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#12 No matter how hard you try, Slash will always be more of an ass than you.
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Amka
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When I said delicious, I meant it. Chiseled mediterranian features with lithe, well defined muscles. Drool...

Kama, you are a girl. I give you your sexy accent, and will say it the sexiest on the board, but I still wouldn't married to you. So I think I can say I'm the woman married to the spouse with the sexiest accent and is very good looking to boot.

Here is my proof.

http://www.vcode.com/images/family.jpg

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Slash the Berzerker
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Goat, I freely admit to being an ass. It's one of my defining characteristics.

However, your sad little attempt to add to my list should actually have read:

#12 No matter how hard you try, Slash will still be more interesting and entertaining than you

That would have at least been more accurate, though still not very funny.

Keep trying, newbie! You'll get it eventually.

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I hate it that when I have an opinion, I can never argue it as well as those who oppose my opinion.
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Jenny, I disagree, and I don't think you made your point very eloquently.
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[ROFL]
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#14 Slash never devours the people you really want him too.
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#15 The Hatrack community in general is made up of such nerds that Slash really
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the coolest one of us.

It's like the big fish in a little pond kind of a thing, sure, maybe we all suck and all, but but being the least sucky of the sucky still kind of sucks.

[ March 02, 2004, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Jacare Sorridente ]

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katharina
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Jacare, you are not allowed to change a bit of that post. That's the funniest emphasis I've seen.
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katharina
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Noooo!!!!!

Crap.

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Jacare Sorridente
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I changed it back for you kat.
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katharina
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Oh, thank you! You do like me! *grin*

[ March 02, 2004, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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16. Just when you think you'll never have to hear the word again, DB will bring up "memes" in some seemingly innocent thread.
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17. Those painful early days of newbiehood when you think Jatraquero is something minors go to Mexico for Spring Break in order to participate in.
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I have a meme!
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[ROFL] to the all thread.
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Realizing you just explained what habeus corpus is to a lawyer, or original sin to a pastor, or used an obscure phrase in a foreign language to someone who speaks it has their first language.
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I want to know why Slash is never on AIM anymore. [Mad] [Razz]
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