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Frisco
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A subtle hint, or a more obvious one?

[ March 04, 2004, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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Are you implying something Frisco?
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Frisco
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One post? What am I, a Hatrack Untouchable? [Smile]

Do you even know how many porn sites I had to scroll past to find a decent incest link?! [Mad]

[ July 21, 2004, 12:03 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]

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Frisco, how many times do I need to tell you, I'm married!

Geez, get over me already! [Roll Eyes]

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Well I would hope that it was less than 6,230,000 as "free porn" will return that many.
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Frisco
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Is that you, mom?
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quote:
Do you even know how many porn sites I had to scroll past to find a decent incest link?!
I'm glad you didn't just type in Oedipus.... Mothers loving Daughters is obviously the direct way to go.
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Frisco
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For the second link, butthead. [Big Grin]
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Is that why it took you so long to get this up? You didn't get distracted, did you?
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Oh, I saw both.

I just figured if this was true
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Do you even know how many porn sites I had to scroll past to find a decent incest link?!
then you were obviously lacking in a classical education.

[Razz]

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Oh, the Oedipus one was easy. I'll bet (and hope) you've never tried typing "incest" into Google, have you? [Razz]

It gimme the jibblies.

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Well yes, you're right.

But.... about a year ago I was involved in a law competition: thing called the Jessup Moot. It's a big deal in law schools, the top teams go to Washington. The context is a pretend case - but the legal principles are real.

Anyway, we had a case based on the former Yugoslavia - including issues of rape, sexual slavery and forced prostitution.

So one day, after about 12 hours in the computer lab looking for authorities, I momentarily stop thinking and type 'rape + sexual slavery' into google...

NOT a good move.

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I didn't hate you before ... but now that I know you're dating your MOTHER ... [Smile]
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Is that why it took you so long to get this up?
That SOoooo belongs in the out of context thread.

[Big Grin]

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*pat pat*

*I* thought this was a great dobie Frisco. [Smile]

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But then, I love dobies. Go figure.
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Took my mom out for dinner tonight, and thought of this thread.

And I thought it would make a great out of context thread title. [Smile]

sooooooooo...BUMP!

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Right, just don't go bumping pelvises...with immediate family members anyway...
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Yeah, be decent and at least restrict it to cousins and beyond.

Speaking of which, I have absurdly hot white blonde-haired blue-eyed cousins. It's such a shame when family falls out of touch...

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