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I knew you wouldn't be able to resist reading this!
Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St.Peter said, "So, tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder . "
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of hockey."
St. Peter fainted.
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and that is just too funny right now. Especially since i am watching the NY Rangers play against the Washington Capitals. Posts: 2208 | Registered: Feb 2004
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No this team plays out of D.C. BTW Rangers won 3-2. this pits them 8 points more than Washington for the playoff spot even tho neither team will make it to the playoffs. Go Detroit Red Wings!!!! Posts: 2208 | Registered: Feb 2004
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