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Anna
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*whispers*
Hello Raia, glad to see you here !
*smiles*
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eslaine
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*adulates ak*
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cochick
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*picks up 2nd pizza left by HRE*

*too full from last one so saves until later - yum love cold pizza*

*free food left as offerings - No. 2 benefit of working here - so far pizza and that wonderful fruit display*
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HRE
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Cochick thwarts my evil plans again.

*Bakes another pizza for her out of total goodwill*

If you can't beat them, suck up.
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aka
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<Dances for joy>
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shadowmaker
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*knocks*

am i the only polite one here? You don't just go barging into someone's temple! someone might be cooking pizza!
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fallow
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*wakened from nap by baking odors*

*frantically bats at smoke halos*

*wonders if there's any pizza left*
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Stan the man
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*wonders if can make horns with smoke*

*Orders out for chinese food*

*Starts widdlin chopsticks from chair*
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HRE
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My pizza trumps your chinese food any day.

*Orders Pizza*

"Yes, just put it on the tab. What? Well, then make a tab. Of course I'm financially in charge here."

*Snickers*

"Yes, one hundred pizzas. Do I need to spell it out? Deliver them to the back."
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Stan the man
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*wonders what toppings are on pizza*

*moves to back*

*Realizes he's already in the back*
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fallow
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*rolls over stan to get up*

*casts a glance at Flattened Stan*

"'scuze me.... which way was the pizza?"
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I've decided a rising yeast must feel like an absorbing sponge.

*tries to imagine what a sponge feels like while it's soaking up water*
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(dons the robe of the sacred grand-minion)
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Stan the man
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*Beckons for army ants to drag self outside to air compressor*

*Inflates self*

*Requests ham and pineapple pizza*

(anchovies anyone??.....no? ok)
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*throws in a note that reads: "I have not said anything or done anything here because I do not even feel worthy to enter a Temple to such a wonderful human being"*

Hobbes [Smile]
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aka
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Awwww, Hobbes, come on in! <<<<<Hobbes>>>>>

pajeba, are you Nathan's minion? That would make you my great grandminion, yes! [Smile]

Abby is my grandminion, for sure! I love all my grandminions! They are so great!

<dances for joy in the temple>
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ham AND pineapple?

*drools*

*lights cigarette and plays it cool until pizza arrives*
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Anna
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*sings quietly a gospel*
*smiles*
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Bob the Lawyer
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You know, if you consider the body to be a temple this thread is kind of creepy.
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*defiles AKA's temple by giving it a tattoo*
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aka
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<beams at the group and watches, giving them complete attention>
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:Sucks on upper lip to tasted Raia's pie:
MMmmmm,Banana cream
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cochick
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*How did I miss the pie [No No] - hurries to clear up worshippers and surrounding pie splatter*

*Thanks for the pizza HRE*

* [Hail] Best Boss in the World - No.3 good reason for working here - she's really laid back*

*Good company - No. 4 good reason for working here - everyone likes pizza*
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*comes in and has a seat*

*ecstatic upon seeing ak is present*

*raises and wiggles hand like an antsy 7-year-old*

Please, can you impart of your wisdom to us and tell us what the meaning of life is?
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The Rabbit
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Enters, observes peace and silence, begins to giggle. Asks Anne Kate to break out the electric guitar so we can dance.
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[Wave] It's always nice to visit a Hatrack Goddess.
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Anna
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*dances with all the joy she feels*
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HRE
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*Intercepts pizza boy before he can ring the bell*

"Yes, yes, thank you. Wow...one hundred pizzas sure are tall. Your tip? Tell you what, why don't you put an extra $150 on the tab for yourself."

*Whispers to Stan, fallow, and cochick*

"Pizza's here guys...everything you wanted. Lets take it back to the prep room."

*Invites beverly, Hobbes, and Shadowmaker to the back, also*

*Waves to aka*
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*whispers back to Anna*

Good to see you too!! [Smile]

*doesn't like to eat in temples, but would take Chinese food over pizza any day*
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*mines the vegetarian one with pepperoni*

*heads for prep room*

*bows to aka on the way past*

*laughs at HRE juggling boxes*

[ March 08, 2004, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: cochick ]
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Isn't she awe inspiring?

*entranced*
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<takes Annie's fruit offering, now that it's been danced around and dedicated, into the back with the rest of the food for the group>
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HRE
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"Excuse me, guys, I have a few calls to make."

*Picks up phone and dials*

"Is the band on the way? I don't care how many angsty stores you passed! Yes, about that bill...."

*Thinks a bit and then chuckles to himself*

"Make it out to TomDavidson. He'll meet you out back after the performance."

*Click*

[Evil] [Evil]

*Has a brilliant thought*

*Light bulb pops up over head*

*Picks phone back up and dials*

"Actually, why don't you head over to 'Christianity and Tolkien.' Just send the bill to TomDavidson and go in quietly, its a bit of a surprise."

*Click*

[Evil Laugh] [Evil Laugh]

*Dials again*

"Party City? Good. I need your biggest strobe light and your best fog machine, ASAP. Deliver it to the temple of ana kata. Make sure you go to the back door."

*Click*

*Picks out selection of Dance and Techno music*

"Kate Ryan...Paul Van Dyk...Culture Beat...Sylver...Decay..."

*Strolls to the back, grabbing a few candles on the way in*

"Anyone have a Zippo?"

[ March 08, 2004, 09:43 PM: Message edited by: HRE ]
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*bows in worship to aka*

*screams at fallow about how incredibly rude and evil cigarettes are.*

Bad enough that people have to lurk in doorways smoking them so it's impossible to avoid the smoke if you need to go in or out. Could we at LEAST have some safe space inside?
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*hands lighter to HRE*

*pulls wadded napkin from pocket and attempts to lessen greasy facial appearance*
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Can I leave an offering in rememberance of late night ICQ conversations of old?
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fallow
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*bows at Toretha*

*coughs*

*steps out away from the temple to inhale*
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<beams at Chaeron> I'm honored.
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I promised Toretha I would summon a deluge on anyone who smokes. She can't breathe when people smoke around her. We love Toretha and want her to be able to breathe freely.
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*puts out cigarette in parking lot*
*shuffles in quietly*
*humbly pays his respects*
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*appears suddenly in a puff of green smoke*

*spies the “vegetarian” pizza with pepperoni*

*scratches head*

*tries to sneak a slice anyway*

*realizes that the pizza does not exist*

*realizes that self does not exist*

*disappears suddenly in a puff of green smoke*
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Zippo for the candles...

So, who's ready to party in back?

[Party]
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*Goes along with the pizzas that HRE intercepted*

*Takes ant-acid medication and washes pizza down with a cold one*

*Wonders where cold one came from* [Confused]

*Tries to find more*

*Finds cooler full of ice cold.......Pepsi*

*Leaves cooler in disgust* [Grumble]

*Decides that Zippo does not have enough fire power*

*Lights cigarette with acetylene torch* [Cool]

*wonders where cigarette went* [Confused]
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HRE
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*Knocks on the back door*

"Thanks, Stan"

*Carries in eight coolers filled with cold ones and various other beverages required for a party*

*Stocks massive fridge*

"Well, would you look at this.... three dozen cans of whip cream...where on earth did that come from?"
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*If there's going to be a party I hope you'd don't expect me to clean up afterward - especially if there's whipped cream*

*hope you got some non-alcoholic drinks too*

*wow aka gave us the fruit offering - bags a bunch of grapes*

*did anyone bring any chocolate*
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::walks in::

::pays respects::

::notices disciple worshipping at someone else's altar::

::lifts eyebrow::
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*Wonders what brought about the whip cream* [Evil]

*Decides he doesn't want to know* [No No]

*Orders non-alchoholic beverages for cochick (this way we all can enjoy)*

*Makes a call to reserve a clean up crew payable to Richard Gere (Gets paid too much for poor acting)* [Smile]

*Hears knock on door*

*Allows the band in so they can set up*

*Hopes walls are sound-proof*

*Does quick check......yep*

*Realizes he can't dance*

*Glad music hasn't started yet*

[ March 09, 2004, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]
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*starts a MIDI sequence*
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*Hmmmmm, can't dance, and I don't play an instrument, and definately don't sing......*

*Plays air guitar (Jimmy Hendrix style)*
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*lays down a cool bass groove*

*starts layering drums*
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