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Is there a reason you are insulting each other or are your lives so totally devoid of meaning and interest that such insults are the only thing your limited minds could create in the ever vain hope that they would lift you from the dredge of your existences.
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Pat's threads are so lame that he has to resort to copying old ideas from David Bowles to get anyone to respond.
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If George Bush wandered into this thread he'd call it "insult-related program activities", since he couldn't actually find any decent insults.
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Is this the practice insult thread? I'd hate to start in on you while you're just warming up.
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Oh come on, I insulted Pat AND the White House in one brilliant sentence and no one is even going to pummel me for it? You guys are pathetic.
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Would it help your self esteem if I told you my roommate is ALSO a gay fan of the Smiths? And that she owns virtually everything Smiths-related that you could have?
Or would it be better to let you believe you just liked them for Johnny's instrument?
(this is the insult thread, after all, please don't take these personally )
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Keats just broke the first rule of the insult thread -- apologizing for an insult.
that's not allowed, Caleb.
(Of course I'm not mad. I'm confident that all of my teenage years of listening to The Smiths, Erasure, Yaz, Depeche Mode, Bronski Beat and other similar groups had no effect on me)
Are you sure you want to bring instrument size into this?
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Oh Pat, Depeche Mode? Why don't you just take this rainbow sticker and skip on down with me to the Pride Parade...
And I'll admit to breaking a rule because I didn't want to hurt your oh-so-delicate-80's-new-wave-music emotions. I care about you that much.
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The Smiths is one of the few bands that inflame my allergic reaction to sound. Listening to their music is physically unpleasant. Besides hives, the most urgent reaction their music produces is the need to turn it off using any means available.
There, I've insulted the Smiths, am I out of your wussy club?
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I mean, what were you thinking when you registered your login name?
"Hmmmm... I need to pick something that is really funny, yet thought-provoking. Something 'sarcastic.' Hmm.. Muppets are sarcastic! How about sarcastic muppet?"
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My biggest problem with Pat is that he lets his kids run around willy-nilly in restaurants. Can't the man control his children? Some people just shouldn't be parents.
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