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Topic: A farcical narcissistic topic (a lark)
jehovoid
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posted April 20, 2004 05:44 PM
Attempt to constuct correctly intact syntactical and impractical abstractions in spectacular vernacular. Sample example (ambles amply): Embarassing members' embassy assembly ends in emblematic embers.
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littlelf
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posted April 21, 2004 01:15 AM
Someone seemingly smelled stale sourdough shortcake? Lemme linger last in line, left of Legolas' lembas? These are alitterations, I know. What about, "Twas brillig and the slithy tove did jire and gimmble in the wabe"?
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fallow
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posted April 21, 2004 01:27 AM
Distempered attempts aimed at maiming incensured couture could raise rabbid rabbi's to tame untethered trunks. fallow
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jehovoid
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posted April 21, 2004 04:08 AM
Pesty impostor pastor's past apostolic posts total past Scopatz' post count.
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jehovoid
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posted April 21, 2004 11:46 PM
Steve Forbes' baboon boob orbs absorb morbid bard's boards. My political manipulative men-police 'mong polluters may patrol metropolis. (I think if you do these long enough you'll lose the capacity for coherent language altogether. The sounds just become meaningless.)
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Ralphie
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posted April 21, 2004 11:57 PM
jehovoid's gigantically genius jests jolt me to gesticulate joyfully. Genuinely.
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pooka
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posted April 22, 2004 12:01 AM
Since Sir Sincic's seance soused Cecilia, scabbard skewered the source.
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jehovoid
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posted April 22, 2004 12:09 AM
Laughy Ralphie shelves stealthily Delphic belfry for elf Farley.
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fallow
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posted April 22, 2004 12:23 AM
Pooka's hookahs held high esteem in steam and smoke for the broke and bereaved. leaving now.
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jehovoid
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posted April 22, 2004 12:34 AM
fallow's follicles fell off following a fall on fan blade. ("Follicle" was a second choice.) (and "tall blonde" would've been appropriate with my first choice (edited after reading the next post)) Koopa troopas trap pooka in poultry coop. [ April 22, 2004, 01:29 AM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
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fallow
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posted April 22, 2004 12:50 AM
*speed reading* For a split-second there I thought you wrote "tall blonde". indeed! fallow
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fallow
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posted April 22, 2004 12:53 AM
Vent this vacuous void and recoup rental sentiments in owning a home.
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fallow
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posted April 23, 2004 12:22 AM
jehovoid's judiciously jovial jaunt onto ontologically indeterminant sediments left a wake of braking thugs gasping in their tracks. *hugs*
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John L
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posted April 23, 2004 09:06 AM
Mah momma done told me, to get her some din-ner.
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jehovoid
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posted April 23, 2004 04:31 PM
For some reason, that was the funniest one yet. Probably because I read it with a Forrest Gump voice. Prone Roman palace-drone's palindrome ballad tones were mallard calls.
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fallow
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posted April 23, 2004 11:40 PM
Barney's army arrives at the quack of dawn my miscast ballasters! Get this rig down! *frowns*
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jehovoid
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posted May 02, 2004 07:15 PM
Horrible oral oracle coordinates coracle miracle.
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Dead_Horse
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posted May 03, 2004 12:57 AM
Awful Otto's awful waffle whiffer tookie tookie awful Otto's awful waffle awful sloooowwwwly. (with apologies if I'v posted it before)
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IdemosthenesI
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posted May 03, 2004 01:11 AM
jehovoid, this old boy'd express the best jest just to attempt, but mst lament for your forays amaze to a greater extent than my regretful, resentful mouthful. [ May 03, 2004, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: IdemosthenesI ]
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jehovoid
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posted May 03, 2004 10:26 AM
Most of these moths don't sneeze demosthenes.
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Dobbie
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posted May 03, 2004 07:00 PM
These narcissistic topics are always so self-centered.
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fallow
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posted May 04, 2004 02:33 AM
*swats at dobbie* "get away, (you!)"
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jehovoid
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posted May 27, 2004 01:02 PM
Orson Scott Card's porcelain scotch guard's worse than Scotland Yard. Frisco's wrist friction frisk fits risk fiction. Frodo drove four Ford four-doors into Mordor. Tom Sellick's zealous celica acellerated excellently. The slobbiest Slavic hobbit hobbyist lobbyist was happiest.
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