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jehovoid
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Attempt to constuct correctly intact syntactical and impractical abstractions in spectacular vernacular.

Sample example (ambles amply):

Embarassing members' embassy assembly ends in emblematic embers.

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littlelf
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Someone seemingly smelled stale sourdough shortcake?

Lemme linger last in line, left of Legolas' lembas?

These are alitterations, I know.

What about, "Twas brillig and the slithy tove did jire and gimmble in the wabe"?

[Wink]

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fallow
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Distempered attempts aimed at maiming incensured couture could raise rabbid rabbi's to tame untethered trunks.

fallow

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jehovoid
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Pesty impostor pastor's past apostolic posts total past Scopatz' post count.
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jehovoid
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Steve Forbes' baboon boob orbs absorb morbid bard's boards.

My political manipulative men-police 'mong polluters may patrol metropolis.

(I think if you do these long enough you'll lose the capacity for coherent language altogether. The sounds just become meaningless.)

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Ralphie
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jehovoid's gigantically genius jests jolt me to gesticulate joyfully.

Genuinely.

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Since Sir Sincic's seance soused Cecilia, scabbard skewered the source.
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jehovoid
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Laughy Ralphie shelves stealthily Delphic belfry for elf Farley.
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fallow
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Pooka's hookahs held high esteem in steam and smoke for the broke and bereaved.

leaving now.

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fallow's follicles fell off following a fall on fan blade.

("Follicle" was a second choice.) (and "tall blonde" would've been appropriate with my first choice (edited after reading the next post))

Koopa troopas trap pooka in poultry coop.

[ April 22, 2004, 01:29 AM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]

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fallow
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*speed reading*

For a split-second there I thought you wrote "tall blonde". indeed!

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Vent this vacuous void and recoup rental sentiments in owning a home.
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fallow
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jehovoid's judiciously jovial jaunt onto ontologically indeterminant sediments left a wake of braking thugs gasping in their tracks.

*hugs*

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Mah momma done told me, to get her some din-ner.
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jehovoid
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For some reason, that was the funniest one yet. Probably because I read it with a Forrest Gump voice.

Prone Roman palace-drone's palindrome ballad tones were mallard calls.

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fallow
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Barney's army arrives at the quack of dawn my miscast ballasters! Get this rig down!

*frowns*

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jehovoid
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Horrible oral oracle coordinates coracle miracle.
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Awful Otto's awful waffle whiffer tookie tookie awful Otto's awful waffle awful sloooowwwwly.

(with apologies if I'v posted it before)

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jehovoid, this old boy'd express the best jest just to attempt, but mst lament for your forays amaze to a greater extent than my regretful, resentful mouthful.

[ May 03, 2004, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: IdemosthenesI ]

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jehovoid
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Most of these moths don't sneeze demosthenes.
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These narcissistic topics are always so self-centered.
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fallow
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*swats at dobbie*

"get away, (you!)"

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jehovoid
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Orson Scott Card's porcelain scotch guard's worse than Scotland Yard.

Frisco's wrist friction frisk fits risk fiction.

Frodo drove four Ford four-doors into Mordor.

Tom Sellick's zealous celica acellerated excellently.

The slobbiest Slavic hobbit hobbyist lobbyist was happiest.

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Telperion the Silver
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So shall it surely be!
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