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Hey, Hatrack! I'm putting together a humorous project for a class and for it I would love to include paintings or photographs of several famous people who have/had big teeth. These people do not need to be living or movies stars or anything; they just need to be recognizable. I'm drawing a blank here, though. If you can help, I'd greatly appreciate it.
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Stephen King pre-1999. In case you didn't know, he was in a severe car accident in June of that year (was hit by an idiot who was too busy hauling his dog's nose out of a cooler to pay attention to the road and hit King as he walked on the side). I think as part of the reconstructive surgery, they did some serious dental work because his mouth is definitely changed.
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For some reason, I can't find a picture of Stephen King with his mouth open wide enough to see his teeth. Oh, well. I have several other pictures, which should help tremendously. Thanks!
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Are there any photoshoppers out there who would be willing to elongate some teeth in a picture for me? It's one of those standard "before and after" photos from a dentist's office, but I need the ones on the right to be ridiculously long. How long would something like this take? I don't want to make anyone take on a long project, but it would be funny. Hm.
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For big smiles I think of Whoopi Goldberg and Julia Roberts, but I'm not sure that it's that they have big teeth, or that they have like seventy of them, all showing.
What about Jim Carrey in The Mask?
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Mark Hamill in "The Empire Strikes Back", the scene where he finds out who his daddy is, he has horribly buck teeth.
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Don't worry, Farmgirl. I'm not making fun of people with big teeth. In fact, I ended up not using the pictures of celebrities at all. The assignment is to pick a "rule" that parents give their children, and then invent a new reason to obey that rule. For instance, your parents tell you to eat your vegetables not because they're good for you but because if you don't, your vegetables might eat you. Or your parents tell you not to jump on your bed not because it might break the springs but because if you do, you might wake up the mattress!
One girl who did the assignment argued that your parents tell you not to wear a brown belt with black shoes or vice versa, not because it's bad fashion sense but because if you do, your testosterone levels will increase.
Part of the assignment is to find "real life" pictures to back yourself up. So this girl included pictures of huge, burly football players who were wearing brown belts with black shoes. She also included a very unflattering and masculine-looking picture of Serena Williams wearing a black belt with brown shoes.
So my project is to prove that you brush your teeth, not because it keeps them clean but because they will grow forever if you don't. Thus I needed "evidence" to support myself. I actually ended up enlisting the photoshop talent of our very own Annie to make a photograph of a mouth with gerbil-long teeth. It looks great!
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that does sound funny!
