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Topic: The punless thread
kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 03:04 PM
There are too many puns on hatrack, and thus, I dub this punless. No puns are allowed So ... How bout those Mets? [ September 20, 2004, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
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Eduardo_Sauron
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posted September 20, 2004 03:11 PM
How does one makes a punless pun (punders)? Is it even punsible?
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Dagonee
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posted September 20, 2004 03:12 PM
I haven't met any, so I can't comment. Dagonee
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 03:27 PM
*yanks Dagonee* You know yanks...like the yankees... A team in the same city as the mets... Wait ... this is the punless thread...
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Dagonee
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posted September 20, 2004 03:29 PM
Yikes! Here, maybe some orioles cookies and milk will cheer you up.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 03:30 PM
I'm feeling batter already
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posted September 20, 2004 03:57 PM
That's a very brave thing to say. One of them might decide to rip you a new A...oh, never mind.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 03:58 PM
Listen guys: There wasn't supposed to be any puns on this thread in the first base. So how about no more?
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Dagonee
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posted September 20, 2004 03:59 PM
I prefer to Expos everyone to as many puns as possible.
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posted September 20, 2004 04:05 PM
You big Jeter. That’s not the whole Torre and you know it.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 04:07 PM
You can't get me Dag. When it comes to being exposed to puns, I'm quite the Dodger.
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Megan
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posted September 20, 2004 04:09 PM
Let's all be Braves now...no more puns!
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Dagonee
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posted September 20, 2004 04:09 PM
It's hard to miss such a Giant target.
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Megan
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posted September 20, 2004 04:11 PM
I bet kaioshin is getting Red in the face...
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 04:22 PM
Anyone who will pitch in to the anti-pun cause will be greatly appreciated.
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Dagonee
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posted September 20, 2004 04:23 PM
I think people are balking at the idea of a punless thread.
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punwit
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posted September 20, 2004 05:02 PM
Am I not allowed in this thread at all? I suppose I should strike while the iron is hot. I'm feeling a bit put out. I know, I know, my posts always seem to come out of left field. Perhaps I need to coach my comments in easier to understand teams. I'm glad to see Megan has contributed but I think we need more Phillies posting in this thread. Ok, well I'm outa here.
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Elizabeth
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posted September 20, 2004 05:37 PM
You're all screwballs. Stop punning in this punless thread. There. I made my stands.
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Dagonee
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posted September 20, 2004 05:53 PM
What a mound of puns - it looks like we have a full plate.
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sndrake
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posted September 20, 2004 05:58 PM
quote: it looks like we have a full plate. Yep. Looks to me like your cubs runneth over. [ September 20, 2004, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]
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Icarus
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posted September 20, 2004 09:44 PM
Clearly, starting this thread was an error.
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sndrake
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posted September 20, 2004 09:48 PM
Yep, Ick. Strikes me as an out and out failure.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 10:00 PM
I challenge someone to locate a pun in this thread.
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Icarus
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posted September 20, 2004 10:26 PM
Challenge?! Who do you think you are? You don't have the standings!
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Suneun
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posted September 20, 2004 10:48 PM
are you going to punish us?
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dkw
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posted September 20, 2004 11:25 PM
Bob says to tell you all this is quite a stretch. And he can't believe how foul this thread has gotten. It's in a league of its own.
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Icarus
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posted September 20, 2004 11:25 PM
Who? kaioshin? Nah. He doesn't have the balls. ::shakes fist at dkw:: [ September 20, 2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
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kaioshin00
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posted September 20, 2004 11:34 PM
You best beware Icarus. When I have my own umpire of punless threads, don't expect any walks from me!
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dkw
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posted September 20, 2004 11:43 PM
Sorry Ick, did I steal your pun?
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Icarus
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posted September 21, 2004 12:13 AM
No. You stranded it.
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Elizabeth
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posted September 21, 2004 04:02 PM
That was really off base, Icarus. DKW caught you in a pundown.
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peterh
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posted September 21, 2004 04:21 PM
Wow! we have quite a giant tussle brewing. I hope nobody commits a cardinal sin. Sooner or later we'll get our Phills of this thread.
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Dan_raven
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posted September 21, 2004 04:41 PM
I don't mean to pitch, but since when is Punning a Cardinal sin? What is the Pun-ishment for punning in the punless thread? Is it a puny-punishment?
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Megan
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posted September 21, 2004 04:50 PM
I suppose a rule for this thread might be: If you let a pun pop, fly out of here! (terrible. I know. sorry. Is that my second strike? Perhaps it WAS an error to post here...Boy, is my face Red! It seems I've Expos-ed myself to censure. Perhaps my pun status will be Rocky after this.) Ok. I'm done. Really.
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Elizabeth
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posted September 21, 2004 07:13 PM
We will have to Yank your punning license, Megan.
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T_Smith
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posted September 21, 2004 10:37 PM
Kaioshin, does this mean you will Sock us?
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martha
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posted September 22, 2004 09:29 AM
All your base.... oh, never mind.
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Tatiana
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posted September 22, 2004 11:13 AM
I just have to strike out against the total subversion we've seen so far of this thread's very raison d'etre! Why on earth, when someone starts a thread explicitly requesting it to be punless, would people home right in and touch base on the exact sore spot they were asked to avoid? It flies in the face of all standards of civility! Obviously kaioshin00 has been fouled by the profligate and unwarranted excess of puns on hatrack lately. He begs us to leave him just one thread, one field clear of these atrocities of word play, and so what do people do? Line up and hit pun after pun straight out of the ballpark! I'm thorougly appalled! I felt I simply had to step up to the plate and go to bat for kaioshin00 over this one. You people are sick!
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Dan_raven
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posted September 22, 2004 05:31 PM
Nicely said Tat. You are a Diamond, a Grand Slam, an all around hit with the crowd.
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Dagonee
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posted September 22, 2004 05:34 PM
Cracker-jack analysis!
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Megan
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posted September 22, 2004 05:50 PM
I'd say she's a candidate for the all-star team of punsters!
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Tatiana
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posted September 22, 2004 10:39 PM
unkillableGrisha (9:38:42 PM): you'd think he would be safe from puns in his own thread. Some one should pitch those punsters out on their ears.
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Anthro
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posted September 22, 2004 11:12 PM
This thread Sox.
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Megan
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posted September 23, 2004 07:33 AM
Yeah, it kinda seems like this thread came out of left field.
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kaioshin00
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posted September 23, 2004 01:54 PM
Can I not get the point lacrosse? There's not supposed to be any puns in here!
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TMedina
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posted September 23, 2004 02:01 PM
That is the goal, yes. Sorry, I felt the need to point that out. -Trevor
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Dagonee
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posted September 23, 2004 02:07 PM
Ah, we've moved on to other sports. Baseball was making my hair curl. Dagonee
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