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kaioshin00
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There are too many puns on hatrack, and thus, I dub this punless. No puns are allowed [No No]

So ... How bout those Mets?

[ September 20, 2004, 03:04 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]

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How does one makes a punless pun (punders)? Is it even punsible? [Razz]
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I haven't met any, so I can't comment.

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*yanks Dagonee*

You know yanks...like the yankees...

A team in the same city as the mets...

Wait ... this is the punless thread...

[Grumble] [Grumble]

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Yikes! Here, maybe some orioles cookies and milk will cheer you up.
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I'm feeling batter already [Smile]
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Oh, Kaioshin and Dag, you are Angels.
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That's a very brave thing to say. One of them might decide to rip you a new A...oh, never mind.
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kaioshin00
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Listen guys: There wasn't supposed to be any puns on this thread in the first base.

So how about no more?

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I prefer to Expos everyone to as many puns as possible.
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You big Jeter. That’s not the whole Torre and you know it.
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You can't get me Dag. When it comes to being exposed to puns, I'm quite the Dodger.
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Let's all be Braves now...no more puns!
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Dagonee
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It's hard to miss such a Giant target.
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Megan
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I bet kaioshin is getting Red in the face...
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Glad to see Megan Rose to the occasion.
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Anyone who will pitch in to the anti-pun cause will be greatly appreciated.
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I think people are balking at the idea of a punless thread.
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Am I not allowed in this thread at all?
I suppose I should strike while the iron is hot. I'm feeling a bit put out. I know, I know, my posts always seem to come out of left field. Perhaps I need to coach my comments in easier to understand teams. I'm glad to see Megan has contributed but I think we need more Phillies posting in this thread. Ok, well I'm outa here.

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You're all screwballs. Stop punning in this punless thread. There. I made my stands.
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What a mound of puns - it looks like we have a full plate.
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quote:
it looks like we have a full plate.
Yep. Looks to me like your cubs runneth over.

[ September 20, 2004, 06:03 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Icarus
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Clearly, starting this thread was an error.
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Yep, Ick. Strikes me as an out and out failure.
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kaioshin00
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I challenge someone to locate a pun in this thread.
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Icarus
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Challenge?! Who do you think you are? You don't have the standings!
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are you going to punish us?
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Bob says to tell you all this is quite a stretch.

And he can't believe how foul this thread has gotten.

It's in a league of its own.

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Who? kaioshin?

Nah.

He doesn't have the balls.

::shakes fist at dkw::

[ September 20, 2004, 11:26 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]

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kaioshin00
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You best beware Icarus. When I have my own umpire of punless threads, don't expect any walks from me!
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Sorry Ick, did I steal your pun?
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Icarus
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No. You stranded it.
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Elizabeth
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That was really off base, Icarus. DKW caught you in a pundown.
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Wow! we have quite a giant tussle brewing. I hope nobody commits a cardinal sin. Sooner or later we'll get our Phills of this thread.
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I don't mean to pitch, but since when is Punning a Cardinal sin?

What is the Pun-ishment for punning in the punless thread? Is it a puny-punishment?

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Megan
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I suppose a rule for this thread might be:

If you let a pun pop, fly out of here!

(terrible. I know. sorry. Is that my second strike? Perhaps it WAS an error to post here...Boy, is my face Red! It seems I've Expos-ed myself to censure. Perhaps my pun status will be Rocky after this.)

Ok. I'm done. Really.

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Elizabeth
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We will have to Yank your punning license, Megan.
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Kaioshin, does this mean you will Sock us?
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All your base....

oh, never mind. [Roll Eyes]

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I just have to strike out against the total subversion we've seen so far of this thread's very raison d'etre! Why on earth, when someone starts a thread explicitly requesting it to be punless, would people home right in and touch base on the exact sore spot they were asked to avoid? It flies in the face of all standards of civility!

Obviously kaioshin00 has been fouled by the profligate and unwarranted excess of puns on hatrack lately. He begs us to leave him just one thread, one field clear of these atrocities of word play, and so what do people do? Line up and hit pun after pun straight out of the ballpark! I'm thorougly appalled! I felt I simply had to step up to the plate and go to bat for kaioshin00 over this one. You people are sick!

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Nicely said Tat. You are a Diamond, a Grand Slam, an all around hit with the crowd.
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Cracker-jack analysis!
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Megan
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I'd say she's a candidate for the all-star team of punsters!
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unkillableGrisha (9:38:42 PM): you'd think he would be safe from puns in his own thread. Some one should pitch those punsters out on their ears.
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This thread Sox.
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Yeah, it kinda seems like this thread came out of left field.
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Can I not get the point lacrosse? There's not supposed to be any puns in here! [No No]
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That is the goal, yes. Sorry, I felt the need to point that out.

-Trevor

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Ah, we've moved on to other sports. Baseball was making my hair curl.

Dagonee

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Spare me Dag.
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