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You just took offense at the Number 400 because you were a big chicken, too afraid of how offended I would be by your offense at my harrumphing attitude, which you tried to pretend was "some people's," even though we all know you meant me.
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is digging_holes your brother or something? Why are you calling digging_holes brother if digging_holes isn't your brother, Elizabeth? You holding some kind of conspiracy or something?
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Because I say so. I'm not your brother. I'm offended that you try to pass yourself off as my sister.
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Oh, yeah, well if you are so my brother, then how come you don't know I'm YOUR brother? How offensive, to be called a sister when I just might be a brother.
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I'm affended that you are not my brother's keeper. Why should I have to keep him when you could do it just as easily?
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I'm offended that you have a problem with the name Elizabeth as applied to brothers of yours.
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I am offnded that you cannot be your own brother's keeper, yet seem to want to keep the brothers of others.
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I'm offended that you mistook my egalitarian views regarding the gender-neutrality of the name Elizabeth to mean that I wanted to keep other people's brothers. I most certainly do not! Even if they are Elizabethan.
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Well I don't know how you could have LAUGHED about something so serious! Some people can't stay focused on the issue at hand, and that offends me.
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I am offended, Narnia, because you used the word "issue," and I immediately thought you were trying to make a nose pun in this offense thread. So, I am offended by my perceived offense, even though it was my mistake.
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How dare you be offended by something so easily edited out, thereby rendering your point moot, Turgan!
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Bob: I'm offended by your obvious attempt to make the next poster take offense at your blatant display of hypocrisy. Well I refuse to be offended by your hypocrisy. I'm just offended at your maniplative behavior.
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Um, Defenestraitor? Feelings of defense are not DECIDED upon, they just happen naturally and offensively. How offended I feel right now by your choice to be offended!
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I am offended that this thread even DARED to make it to the second page! How dare you, "I take offense" thread!?!?!
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I am offended that you could not understand that I meant the second pag of the FORUM, Bob, not intra thread. How rude!
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gggggrrrrrrr...It's as if I have to do all the talking AND all the listening! How can you so deliberately misconstrue my opinion at every turn!??!! It was merely my intent to show that you are a willing contributor to your own offense!
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Oh my goodness! Now you are blatantly lying, trying to cover up your page reference, and I have HAD it. I am too offended to even BE offended, and am walking away now with my nose in the air.
OUCH! Now I have tripped and fallen, and it is YOUR fault, Bob, and yours alone!
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I am further offended by the fact that every time I see your name, I think: "That name is on a package that is now all ready to go into the mail, yet which continues to sit on my desk." How offensive to make me feel so guilty, as if I am a procrastinator or something.
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I am just nonplussed. I mean, really, how could it possibly be my fault that you've broken your oh-so-out-of-joint nose when it was you who not only stuck it up in the air, but then proceded to walk with it in that position? Unbelieveable! I'll help you clean up the blood, though. Shall we try to put it back in?
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Did I say there was blood? Did I? Nowhere in my post did I mention blood. Why must you assume that pain be accompanied by blood loss? I am offended for all nonbloody injuries.
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Now I'm wounded! You made so much of your supposed injury that I merely assumed it must've been of some consequence. Now I find all your maladies are internal!
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OOOH! So you try to make your post ironic by saying you're wounded when in fact you aren't at all. Very clever, you dummy.
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I'm offended that Turgan didn't even say he was offended in the above post. It's offensive to me that someone would so disregard the rules of the thread Bob so kindly started for us.
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I am offended that you thought Bob had kindness in his heart when he started this thread. He was very offended, and offensive.
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You know it really annoys me that people keep saying "I'm offended by" at the beginning of every sentence. It takes away from the game. Where are these rules you're talking about Belle, or are you just making them up?
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I totally agree with you, Jebus.. however you said the very words that you say you don't like. And i think I'm gonna press charges because of it.
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yeah, well, way to jump on jebus' bandwagon!! Jeez, some people can't even have their own opinions, and that's just so offensive.
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Hmm...did you hear that buzzing sound? It almost sounded like an offensive kind of "raspberry" noise or something. Oh! Hi Tammy! Your post was very offense-laden.
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Offense-laden? I am so offended that that meade me think of Osama bin Laden. How could you do that to me??
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You will have to catch my free associations, first, and what even makes you think you would be able to? It is offensive just imagining you running after my images.
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What on God's Green Earth makes you think it should be my responsibility to run after your associations. They're yours! You deal with them!
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And another thing. Who said that God's earth is green? Or God's? Do you think people in the Sahara Desert think the earth is green, huh?
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