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Since we posted our threads at nearly the same time, I thought I'd say congrats, you yellow bastard.
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twinky *sob* how could you! *sniff* And after all we shared! *sniffle* You'll, you'll be *sobs harder* hearing from my lawyers (Dagonee, please) for breach of promise!Posts: 26077 | Registered: Mar 2000
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Oh great. A Canuck and a Kiwi. Sounds like a chuffed life of sitting on the "dick", drinkin' cold ones, and eating candyfloss, eh?
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Who said this ain't real? They're lying. Soon there will be little MiniKiwiTwinkies scampering about in the bush. The cute widdle things.
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Of course, details must now be furnished. I think my theory about marriage being in the Hatrack water is dead-on.
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Wait, you mean I was right? Anything that winds up with me being right about requires some violent headshaking and a panicked white voice crying out "no, no, this doesn't add up at all!"
I'm thinking this is a play on Perelandra's thread. I think this because even my terminally gullible ass doesn't buy that they're married. Sorry, Twinky, you're cute for a dude, but I retain the firm (ha!) hopes I've always held (ha!) that Kylie'll come to her senses and start noticing how attractive her scantily-clad and open-minded redheaded lingerie model chick roommate is. My denial supports my belief system! Judging by how high membership is in the Republican party, it seems pretty effective...
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Congratulations. You look a lot larger in the after-picture. Is that what marriage does to people?
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Bob: yes, it does.Before marriage, when you go to dinner together, you at least have to walk from the car to the restaurant. Once married, you lose even that little bit of exercise.
Twinkster, are you really married? Congratulations!
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You know, it's a good thing I was well paid for my time at Big Pharma TM, twink. Otherwise I don't know how I'd spring for a ticket out to NZ. So, umm, I know the best man has to stand next to you and look pretty during the wedding (and lets face it, you need all the help you can get ) but do I have to throw some sort of party as well? I don't know the country at all! And you're *already* married, you're just doing the ceremony over right for friends and family. Is there such a thing as a "just married but getting remarried right party"?
Get your ass off of cloud nine and call me back about this, you wanker.
Ok, I take it back, I still don't believe it. But I am going to frame that, before she has a chance to edit.
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posted October 16, 2004 10:58 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A kiwi is a green fruit with brown skin.
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A kiwi is a bird. Or a person born in NZ is also referred to as being a kiwi. A kiwiFRUIT is a green fruit with brown skin. Kylie you loser!!!
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(Also, sorry for not replying to your text, I ran out of money on my phone and was too lazy to top up).
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Hah I'm not a loser. Your more of a loser than I will ever be. And if you did get married and didn't tell me I would kiiiill you by whacking you in the back of the head with a spade and then feed you to the pigs and then when we eat the pigs it means I will be eating you..........and then the rest. So there. (what a lazy ass for not topping up your phone)
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