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Da_Goat
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Dear Nature,

Why, exactly, are you not allowing me to sleep? If I offended you somehow, please accept my deepest apologies.

Sincerely,
Dan/Goat

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Annie
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Goat, this is Nature.

It's because you're messing with everyone's minds in terms of your gender. Knock it off.

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dh
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Dear Goat,

It's your fault for not counting sheep. And you don't count.

Sincerely,
Nature

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Elizabeth
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My name is Nature. The reason you cannot sleep is so that you can be on Hatrack all night.

Will the real Nature please stand up?

(You have to be old to get that reference)

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Nature
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*Stands Up*

The reason you haven't been sleeping is because you have been confusing hatrackers with your gender.

And If you are an attractive female... You haven't been paying tribute to my disciple J T Stryker

Mother Nature

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quidscribis
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If it'll help you, I'll loan you my sheep to count. They're nice, too. Don't talk back. Much. Nor do they eat all the vegetation when I finally do fall asleep.
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dh
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Goat is a goat. No confusion there.

Unless you find something attractive about single female goats...

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J T Stryker
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I didn't have a clue to her gender till now, but I mean she did confuse even Mother Nature.
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dh
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Her? Goat is a he.
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It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. <lightning>
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J T Stryker
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I give up... all hatrackers are now officially hermaphrodites until further notice.
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Da_Goat
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Dear Nature,

I seem to be getting some mixed signals. Could you please clarify yourself? I do count sheep, and would a girl have gotten 5/6 answers right on this game?

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WishfulWiggin
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uh oh. what does it mean if I also got 5 out of 6 right, but am of the female gender?
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dh
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It means you're on to us, and you have to die.
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thats not very nice. [Cry]
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dh
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Nothing personal. If you want, I forgive you. But you still have to die. It's the rules of the United Universal Urinal Society.
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If I had only known about the U.U.U.S. sooner...

Can I ask how I am to be put to death?

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gnixing
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quote:
And If you are an attractive female...
hehe. nice sexy low voice, goat. doesn't sound too feminine, but.. hehe.
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tt&t
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You think Goat's voice is sexy, nixy? Not that I disagree, but...
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Elizabeth
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"Can I ask how I am to be put to death? "

Naturally, of course.

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quote:
You think Goat's voice is sexy, nixy? Not that I disagree, but...
i would, if he were female. [Wink]
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Da_Goat
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Um...
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tt&t
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So you're saying Goat has a woman's voice?

... You know some strange women, my friend.

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gnixing
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nonononono.
goat doesn't have a woman's voice... but some women have deep voices. and those that happen to be attractive females are quite sexy.

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