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A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings" The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs." .........You're gonna love this.........
The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!!!
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Alcon, if I can figure out the drug references (google is my best friend ), then it's definitely possible! Posts: 7877 | Registered: Feb 2003
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Betty Botta bought some butter. "Oh!" she said. "This butter's bitter! If I use this bitter butter It will make my batter bitter." Betty Botta bought some better butter. Now her batter isn't bitter.
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Betty Bottar bought some butter But, she said, this butter's bitter If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter So Betty bought some better butter Better than her bitter butter Put it in her bitter batter Made her bitter batter better.
Betty Botta bought some butter "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter." So Betty Botta bought some better butter, and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botta bought a better bit of butter.
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When the tweedle beetles battle with their paddles in a puddle, we call that a tweedle beetle puddle paddle battle.
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I seem to recall a version that goes like this: Betty bought butter But the butter was bitter So Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better. Posts: 1466 | Registered: Jan 2003
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ooh I've been hailed by Tater!!! The Tweedle Beetles have always been my absolute favorite Seuss. The kids don't understand why Mommy has her very own copy of Fox in Socks. =)
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The good thing in Romanian is that since the definite articles (equivalent of 'the') are part of the word (at the end of it really) you can get whole sentences in which every word starts with the same letter.
In case anybody wanted to know... Posts: 4519 | Registered: Sep 2003
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