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For fans of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, there are many memorable quotes, so feel free to add more than one. For those uninitiated into the world of Aqua Teen, it is shown on Sundays at midnight on Adult Swim on The Cartoon Network.
"You cannot defeat the quad laser."
"I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!"
"These are my weapons. They are all laser-guided."
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Frylock: Hey Meatwad, how's that old Happy Time Harry? Happy Time Harry: Hey! Pipe down! Meatwad: Shhh. Quiet Frylock, he's still sleeping. Frylock: Well, Meatwad, it's four in the afternoon. Maybe you should get him up and go play outside or something. Meatwad: Nah... he, he said he's gonna spend the rest of the day figuring out how he's gonna pay his bills. Frylock: Awww, so he's got little doll bills, huh? That's cute. Happy Time Harry: Shut UP! Meatwad: Not really. He says it don't matter how hard you work, or how much you do, you're always gonna be in the hole. Sometimes, he says 'Get out of my face, and if you've got a problem with that, I'll cut you!'
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Robot: Well, this is going to take a long time, so you may want to get some snacks. Frylock: No, no, that's alright. I think I can wait for it. Shake: Well, I'M going to get food. Robot: THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed. Frylock: Well, that still doesn't tell me why you-- Robot: I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. Meatwad: Boy, this IS a long story. Maybe I WILL get something to eat.
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And apparently, ATHF is back in the weekday lineup. 2 episodes, back-to-back, following Family Guy.
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It's a shame I don't like this show... It has its moments but mostly it's disgusting and sometimes makes me feel ill...
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Shake: Look, I should not walk so a child may live! Frylock: (glare) Shake: That's what it does.
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Carl: Here's a fruit roll-up. For your loss. I was gonna make you a casserole... but I didn't.
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Shake: ...because if I woke up looking like that, I'd probably just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.
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Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future: I cannot live with that guy. He is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesn't wear a shirt. Master Shake: You make our house bleed right now!
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MC Pee Pants: I don't advocate demons. Come on, man, drilling into hell? Where you gettin' that shizz-no?
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