Besides, people think too much. If you're thinking about the sticks on the ground than you aren't horny enough.
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If the ground is an issue, how about a beautiful tree, with branches from which to suspend oneself?
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You know, I've actually never done anything like that out in the REAL wilderness. I was thinking more along the lines of, um, public parks in the heart of downtown.
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"You know, I've actually never done anything like that out in the REAL wilderness."
This would explain why Twinky thinks we're not dating the right women. The two times I have tried have been in real wilderness... that is, places where it actually COUNTS as being outdoors
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I've since heard it's bad for you. You could consider getting your own hot tub, but that takes a bunch of the fun out of it.
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Yeah, it probably is bad for you. Lots of chemicals in that stuff that could go up the wrong opening.
This weekend I'll be skiing up in maine. The place we are staying has a wood fired, old fashioned, out door hot tub. It will be utilized. Sadly, not for the purpose of making out... unless we meet some hot chicks up there.
Me and my brother keep pushing my dad to get an outdoor hot tub. He has the room for it.
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Doing it out in the open with the breeze lightly touching your skin. Making the animals wonder what kind of creature is making that noise. Hot tubs with floating body parts. Skinning dipping. Sex is always great where every you maybe. One of my favorite places is the car. Every car you own deserves to have a corresponding sexual memory. The dining room table is great memory material for an intimate wink or nug, especially when you have 20 something children gathered around, who think they are the ones having all the fun.
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quote:Um, Noemon, what does "situation" symbolize?
Well, not sure if it symbolizes anything, but I meant it as a shorthand for kind of coming back to yourself after incredibly hot sex in the woods, only to discover that you have a small audience in a fishing boat cheering, hooting, and clapping.
Hot tub sex always seems like it's going to be a better idea than it ends up being, in my experience. Lubricating fluids get washed away almost immediately, and it's difficult to get the proper traction. Now hot tub foreplay, on the other hand--that's a lot of fun.
By the way, I blew the whistle on myself, asking the mods if I were going to far in this thread and volunteering to edit my posts if so, but I'm taking their silence as a good thing.
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Hell, at this point I'd settle for sex in a bed. Not much point talking about how you're going to spice up the meat when you don't even have any meat yet. Uh, so to speak.
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Man, this thread is amusing. Hitting the topics in order:
I'm suddenly rather self-conscious about my underware
When I was a kid I captured tadpoles and raised them to little froggies, and then let them go again.
Hot tubs = okay, in a meadow in the rain = awesome!!!
Oh, and Noemon, your story is wonderful. I don't have one as good, but I was kissing someone during a long red light once and all of the sudden heard whistles and catcalls. Turned around and there was a car packed with teenage boys behind us. We waved. (And I had my eyes open and was watching the light... would not hold up traffic to kiss.)
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quote: Oh, and Noemon, your story is wonderful. I don't have one as good, but I was kissing someone during a long red light once and all of the sudden heard whistles and catcalls. Turned around and there was a car packed with teenage boys behind us. We waved. (And I had my eyes open and was watching the light... would not hold up traffic to kiss.)
I've been in a car full of teenage girls cheering on the couple kissing in the car in front of us at the red light... They waved and then kissed again, much to our delight...
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Hmm, I was gonna express my amazement at hatrack having ten pages on discussing boobs, but I guess it has evolved a bit since page one Posts: 3636 | Registered: Oct 2001
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The MPAA was going to give Team America an NC-17 rating for puppet sex -- I think this thread might be at least R by now...
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I was on a tour bus one evening in Paris, back when I was fresh out of high school. We saw a guy propose to his girlfriend underneath the Arc de Triomphe. We cheered him on, though our windows were closed and he was too far away to hear us anyway. She obviously said yes, because when he stood up, they kissed and embraced. Some of the people in our group wanted us all to swarm off the bus and go congratulate him, but fortunately, saner heads prevailed.
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I have learned so much in this thread. and it went over ten pages (hoping on 11) (all of hatrack) Posts: 5362 | Registered: Apr 2004
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