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Elizabeth
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Wear a hat when it is cold
Open doors for all the old
Blow on tea before you sip
Or burn the sh** out of your lip
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Hermocrates of Syracuse
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To take a risk is no mistake
Unless of course
Your sister baked the cake

[ January 07, 2005, 10:43 AM: Message edited by: Hermocrates of Syracuse ]
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Corwin
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[ROFL]

Reminds me of a time when my brother wanted to sip hot milk through a straw...
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Elizabeth
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Wipe your feet upon the rug
Before you give Grandma a hug
If you track in dirt and grass
She will surely kick your a**
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Dan_raven
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Do not curse and please refrain
From using the Lord God's name in vain
For if you overly blaspheme
Your #@$@#@#$ the lord shall surely ream.
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Elizabeth
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If you're a guy
Please be complete
And after peeing
Drop the seat
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Trisha the Severe Hottie
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:ew: - at dan's.

[ January 07, 2005, 09:40 PM: Message edited by: Trisha the Severe Hottie ]
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