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Hermocrates of Syracuse
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We posess

One copy of:

Lost Tales volume 1
Speaker for the Dead
A Clash of Kings
The Hobbit
1984

NO copies:
Anything else by Tolkien
Anything else by Card
Anything else by Martin
Anything else by Wells
Anything at all by Asimov
Anything at all by Anyone Intelligent!

Innumerable Copies of:
Tax Law Codes
Morgan Llewelyn books
Spy Novels
Romance Novels
Kids Books
Air Conditioning Maintenance Manuals

Thats it, thats my entire public library!

Gah!

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Verily the Younger
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quote:
We posess

One copy of:

...

Speaker for the Dead

...

NO copies:

...

Anything at all by Anyone Intelligent!

What exactly are you trying to say? [Mad]
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Hermocrates of Syracuse
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Verily I say that besides those listed under one copy, we nothing else worth reading, except maybe the air conditioning maintenance manuals.

[ January 07, 2005, 11:40 AM: Message edited by: Hermocrates of Syracuse ]

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Amka
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Air conditioning manuals are really cool.
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Hermocrates of Syracuse
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Interesting graphics....
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mr_porteiro_head
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suxorz 2 B U

But seriously, that's horrible. If it weren't for my public library growing up, I would not have been denied OSC.

[ January 07, 2005, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]

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Looks like you've got an extra "not" there Porter.
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Okay, everyone knows I was kidding, right? Splitting hairs for the sake of humor. You know. Ha ha? Ah, forget it. [Roll Eyes]
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