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Puns about pets. Cats, dogs, goldfish, younger siblings...whatever doesn't rub you the wrong way. I figured this thread would make us all sit up and take notice. And maybe Elizabeth will stop begging.
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Oh, and Iams sorry Purina bad mood. Cat Chow cheer up? Alpo you a drink if that will help. You’re so much more fun when you’re feeling Friskies.
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You know, I was play ball and my man's best friend hit a pop fly that got stuck on the woof. Doesn't he feel sheepish...
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Oh this isn't ferret all. I'm gonna need more time to consider what's available rather than parroting the normsl stuff.
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I always order extra when I go to a nice restaurant because I love bringing home a doggy bag for later.
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You know, it's really tough to procure animals from shelters nowadays. The next door neighbor went to rescue a cat the other day and had to wait forever just to pay for all the boarding and adoption expenses. Apparently she was in the feline for over 2 hours.
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I hate in when the snow melts, because I'm sure to step in a poodle, and then I'm forced to hound my friends for a pair of clean, dry wool socks.
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I understand that there are some rodents that are palatable. I've even had some pork stir fry that was delicious. I'm just not sure I could convince myself that ham-stir fry would be worth it.
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Wow punwit, my gag reflex was so strong when I read that, I thought I was coughing up a hairball. Posts: 1547 | Registered: Jan 2004
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I hear that President Bush has authorized pets for the revitalized space program. When we return to the moon, finally, I expect they'll have a lunar rover along.
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*non-punnish aside: Am I the only person who's ever wanted to put a little gerbil in those plastic balls and then let a cat play with it?*
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Yeah, I was. And to top it off, I had some really bad fish at at a restaurant. Ew. I sure hope there is Beta fish tomorrow.
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Fashion is so weird. I heard someone is breeding a new fish that will be used to provide strapless support for ladies. Ze bra fish is all the rage in Germany.
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I've got a friend that is quite literary. He disdains pets but absolutely loves original poetry books. If he is with a group that is discussing their pets and feels a bit left out he starts talking about several of his prize possesions. I'll bet I've heard him rave about his Pair o' Keats at least a dozen times.
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I know someone thought he appreciated poetry because he kept his dogs up on a hill. I told him that's not what collie ridge means.
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I was trying to come up with something for parakeet for 10 minutes and didn't think of Keats. Where's the thump yourself on the head smilie?
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There were 9 friars whose cells were lettered A-I. They only had one meditation sphere which they shared. But they always kept the ball from Monk E in the middle.
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I've always wanted to try that! Mice to know I'm not alone. Too bad my apartment leash doesn't allow cats.
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My favorite character on Star Trek was that space elf on voyager. She had a great singing voice. I really liked to hear Kess trill.
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I've got an Asian friend (Ho Ming) that loves to cook pork in the Hawaiian pit style. I can't tell you how many times I've heard the phrase, "Ho Ming, pigs done"
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My cat is very aggressive, and is always batting our other cat with her paws, like a boxer. I get very annoyed by this, but my husband just says, "Aw, just litter box."
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Elizabeth, your problem is you have a mouse for a ref, and he's afraid to bell the cats and end the round.
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