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I've just given myself a raise and moved into the corner office.
I have delegated day-to-day running of things to Lavalamp and Smokey. While technically, I'm supposed to sign off on their work -- especially financial reports -- I figure that they know what they're doing and I trust them to always act in an ethical manner, well within the laws of this state and the Nation.
So...I've just given myself a bonus and will be leaving soon on a 4 week fact-finding junket courtesy of the Hatrack stockholders. This valuable opportunity is anticipated to result in a four-fold increase in job satisfaction.
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You'd think he'd model better behavior than this. Especially now that he can truly put his best foot forward.
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(Noemon, that made me laugh out loud. I would have watered my monitor if I'd been drinking anything at the time.)
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