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You should let children under the age of two sleep with you. Go have conjugal relations somewhere else. When they are older, let them fall asleep in your bed, then in the first fifteen minutes of falling asleep carry them to their own bed.
You will never have sleep issues!
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quote:Originally posted by Todoni: You should let children under the age of two sleep with you. Go have conjugal relations somewhere else. When they are older, let them fall asleep in your bed, then in the first fifteen minutes of falling asleep carry them to their own bed.
You will never have sleep issues!
I worry about the safety of co-sleeping with infants, especially if it is not done with care.
Also, sometimes sleep issues arise when they keep waking up and thus keep wanting to come back! (Toddlers, not the infants.)
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Also, if you're off having conjugal relations "somewhere else" the infant is no longer sleeping "with you," neh?
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There's something magical about entering the last week of your high school career. It makes even the most studious and ambitious of students turn in to the ultimate slacker. Exhibit A: The still unwritten paper on Dr. Strangelove due last Monday.
[EDIT] What a great 1000th post, no? [/EDIT]
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