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Jonathan Howard
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April Fools'!

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Anna
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How very funny [Roll Eyes]

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Jonathan Howard
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I have nothing against gays, by the way. I'm pro gays and lesbians, as long as nobody starts to hit on me.

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Kama
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so, um, Jon why would that be funny and/or surprising?

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JonnyNotSoBravo
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I was gonna say that homosexuality might explain the weird picture of you in your underwear, reading on your bed that you linked to in your landmark.

But I'm not going to say that now. Oh wai-

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Anna
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Well, I'm totally heterosexual, and still find it unpleasant when men hit on me. I mean, I'm happily married and not interested and I don't like the look in their eyes because it says they don't care.

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Jonathan Howard
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Nah, just to clarify that I'm not anti-gay.

Not funny, just a declaration for April Fools'. Besides, I'm a bit bored and have little else to do.

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I was gonna say that homosexuality might explain the weird picture of you in your underwear, reading on your bed that you linked to in your landmark.

I was never aware when that picture was taken, and it's my best picture. Besides, I warned you of it.

[ April 01, 2005, 05:10 AM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

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Anna
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If you have little else to do, you could take some time to find something really funny. [Wink]

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Jonathan Howard
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I have a horribly perverted but good joke. It needs to be said in a certain voice & tone, though.

JH

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Anna
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Add the indications between * * and we'll do the rest.

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Jonathan Howard
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I can't... I'll write it 3rd person, you do the improvement. Remember, it can be told well, and pathetically.

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An old man and his wife are in an old-men's home. They are happily married and they have lived together for 50 years in serenity.

One day, as the old man comes back to his room after several hours in town, he discovers his wife is having sex with a neighbour.

"What the f***?! You're sleeping with HIM?! Am I not good enough for you?! What does HE have that I DON'T?!"

"Parkinson."

JH

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Telperion the Silver
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mothertree
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Why's it funny for a gay person to say they are straight (which I read first) and not the other way around? [The Wave]

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Raia
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I don't really think either is funny, but can be, under pressure. [Wink]

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Dagonee
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It's not Telp's declaration that made it funny, it's the "...come get me girls..." and the taunting smilie.

It's the little things.

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Noemon
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Neither one was terribly funny, but Telp's had the advantage of being done first.

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AntiCool
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I now have Queen's "Under Pressure" going through my head.

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punwit
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It's the little things.

Considering my take on Telp's post, Dag, this could be considered insulting. [ROFL]

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TomDavidson
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At my age and in my advanced state of wear and overinflation, I'm personally flattered whenever anyone hits on me. Heck, I'm even pleasantly surprised when dogs hump my legs.

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twinky
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Smiley. SMILEY.

SMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEY!

[Mad]

*head a splodes*

Oh man, it's only 9:30 AM... but 9:30 is almost 10, which is almost noon, and by noon the day is practically over! [Big Grin]

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Dagonee
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Considering my take on Telp's post, Dag, this could be considered insulting.

*whistles innocently*

It's the subtle jokes that work best.

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Smiley. SMILEY.

SMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEYSMILEY!

[Mad] [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

*head a splodes*

Wow. A whole new reason to spell it my way. [Taunt]

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Anna
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Heck, I'm even pleasantly surprised when dogs hump my legs.

This was funny, in a somewhat disgusting way.

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twinky
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Wow. A whole new reason to spell it my way.

I actually started a thread about it a while back. [Mad]

But if you think about it, it makes sense that it should be spelled "smiley."

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Kama
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Neither one was terribly funny, but Telp's had the advantage of being done first.

Actually, no. Look at the times.

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Raia
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Haha, twink, I remember you getting so mad at me once for spelling "smilie" wrong! [Wink]

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Anna
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Actually, I found Telp's funny because Jonathan did his just before.

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twinky
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I found Telp's funny because I knew many jatraqueras would be bitterly disappointed. [Big Grin]

Raia:

[ April 01, 2005, 10:17 AM: Message edited by: twinky ]

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Anna
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I just checked on Foobonic... He is indeed a cutie.

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twinky
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Indeed!

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Beanny
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A group of youth leaders at my "tribe" in the scouts pulled a prank on like 50 six-graders that we're holding auditions for an Israeli child actor in the new South American "Telanovela" for kids...

Now THAT is cruel.

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Sid Meier
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how old are you Tom? I get the impression that your 30.

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Pat
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Well, I'm totally heterosexual, and still find it unpleasant when men hit on me. I mean, I'm happily married and not interested and I don't like the look in their eyes because it says they don't care.

Hey Anna --

Comment VOUS allez?

[Cool]

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