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Or they are each other's anti-particle and if ever the twain shall meet, they will both instantaneously annihilate each other.
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What are the rules? We are sitting in Banna's living room, ready to make bets once we know the nature of the contest.
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Maybe he did but he thought you were a guy? Maybe he didn't know you were a girl? That is possible is it not? Posts: 6026 | Registered: Dec 2004
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This is a democracy. They don't get to decide.
Kat, we just have to wait for them to show up and duke it out. Or someone could dramatize the scene for us. There are soooo many people here who could do that better than I. Posts: 7050 | Registered: Feb 2004
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But see, I've met a guy named Beverly, at a Boy Scout camp. So it is possible that Dan knows one. You have to leave every possibilty open for consideration.
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I know several boys name Dakota which is kinda like a boy named Sioux, which sounds like a boy named Sue.
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While we wait for them to show up, I'm going to perform my classic act of trying to understand both sides by taking on... myself!
The crowd is going wild here in the HatMatch Auditorium as Chris enters the ring and immediately begins a devastating attack on organized religion. Ooh, that quote from Chesterton had to hurt! But Chris rebounds on the ropes and fights back with an inciteful statement regarding the church's role in civilizing humanity. Look's like Chris is in real trouble now, folks! I've never seen such a brutal... wait! Wait! Is he... he is! Chris is beating himself savagely about the head and shoulders with humanist logic! This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen, folks, and I once watched a pair of Siamese twins get into a fistfight over the capital gains tax!
We'll be right back after this.
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Last hatrack deathmatch was between Donny Osmond, Billy Joel, and... uh.. was it Bono and John Lennon?
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If we've had our Deathmatch, it sure wasn't much of one. Jay backed out without much of a fight with some half-hearted excuses and KoM returned with a foul.
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There was some discussion of this exact topic at BobnDana Con. The consensus was that Jay would become so incensed at the Blasphemy issuing from KoM's mouth that he would spontaneously explode. Posts: 2022 | Registered: Mar 2004
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How long are these deathmatches? I'm sure those puppies won't grow up in time to be of any use! Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002
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